The Average Douchebag

[mechazeep]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

I c wut you did thar. You had me going for a second. I thought I was all ready hated here!
Also, I don't do anything else on that list, but popping collars make me look douchey? Hmmmm. Crap.
Also, other ways to tell if someone is a female reproductive organ:
-constantly making sex jokes
-makes fun of others and their birth momthers for no reason, yet ceases to be funny
-talks with frat lingo like "Get beasted" and what not.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I love where I live the only annoying thing are the old folks that ride on the road with their scooters.

 

[TheTim]

The Bro's, nuff said.

EDIT:

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

as with everyone else on this list, this scared the shit out of me

 

[Hollock]

Bermuda shorts

these necklaces called phiten necklace. They've basically replaced pooka shells
here they are.

Spoiler

 

[Tdc2182]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

Nice. Very nice.

Quite a few people at my school really. There was one kid who used to be allright, but than thought he was the shit when he started doing drugs and getting involved with gangs. He is an idiot though. No one liked him and he ended up getting knocked unconsciouss by one of his own friends who was sick of him.

Edit: Son of a b**tch, I thought you were serious for a second. I am glad I didnt over react.

You sir...are...Screw it.

How the hell am I a douce?

Its a link joke. It automatically directs you to your own profile

 

[Dr. wonderful]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

...

You sir...are...Screw it.

How the hell am I a douce?

Edit.: Oh sorry.

 

[Hollock]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

You got me as well. But I really thought it was me and not just the fact that your a html wizard.

Spoiler

I had it coming

Spoiler

at least from you

 

[Souplex]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

Hey, that guy is pretty cool!

 

[War Penguin]

Well, here in LA, th average douche bag would either consist of teenagers thinking they're "gansta" and over using the N word, or guys with sunglasses, small T-shirts, those weird hats that look like a plastic bag but out of wool, flip flops, wrecked jeans (probably bought that way), and definitely needs a shave. *shudder* LA, confirming every other stereotype you've heard about it.

 

[lacktheknack]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

I cant tell if thats a link to me or just a clever link to whoever clicks it.

The latter. I links to "profiles/view", meaning whoever is logged in.

 

[Biosophilogical]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. And you fooled me once on two occassions ... double shame on you.

No but seriously, you got me with that before.

OT: I live in the suburb next to the suburb filled with douch-tool-morons, so I'm perfectly safe.

 

[lacktheknack]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

...

You sir...are...Screw it.

How the hell am I a douce?

It links to "profiles/view", ie. whoever is logged in.

You've been punk'd.

 

[lacktheknack]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

Doucenozzle and proud. but i do not understand why you picked me.
I do feel like i am special though.

No, the link just shows the profile of whoever is logged in... I will explain this to EVERYONE who falls for it if I have to.

 

[natster43]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

Nice dude.

 

[lacktheknack]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

I think you handily derailed the whole flipping thread. I hope you're proud of yourself.

Enjoy sifting through all your "you've been quoted" messages.

 

[theultimateend]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

I don't get it.

OT:

http://www.practicalhappiness.com/files/imagepicker/a/arkady/douchebags_1.jpg

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/23/633630702087344332-orange.jpg

The first one made me wonder why these guys kiss at cameras.

They second one made me laugh really hard and I think I may have blown my asshole out.

 

[The Heik]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

Hey, I take offense to that! Just where do you get the idea of insulting someone simply based upon their looks? Reported!

 

[Death916]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

hey wad i do lol
EDIT: OOOOO i see nice one

 

[lacktheknack]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

Hey, I take offense to that! Just where do you get the idea of insulting someone simply based upon their looks? Reported!

You fail at HTML forever. It links to the profile page of whoever is logged in (profile/view).

So it displayed me when I clicked on it. Consider unreporting.