The Average Douchebag

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Bat Vader

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Pimppeter2 said:
This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!
I do suppose Roy Mustang was kind of jerk seeing as he did steal Havoc's girlfriend away from him in the anime and was kind of a womanizer.

On Topic: If they are jerks in general, most of the people who use internet anonymity to insult others, most people on x-box live, PSN, and the internet, console fanboys/PC eilitists, and people who pick fights for no reason.
 

Yoshemo

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Stupid, Refuses to learn to read, calls anything and EVERYTHING gay, is obviously overcompensating for their homosexual thoughts, smokes weed, and tries to get everyone they know to do it too. Also, can't have fun unless they're drunk
 

Double A

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I've got 3 kinds, the black (and sometimes white) dudes who act like convicts, the guy who goes "brah" all the time, and the closet gay Latinos who act kind of like the "brah"ers, except more annoying.
 

Xanadu84

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I'm sensing a pattern here...and though I certainly agree with the pattern, I have a more prevalent douchebag in my home town. And appearance is deceiving. The average douchbag here is dressed in Carharts, Camo, Flannel and heavy boots. However, most people like that are just plain out rednecks and good ol' boys. But to make it come full circle, the ones who listen to rap music are often times the douchebags. Also, the presence of anything associated with fundamentalist, conservative Christians is a strong indicator.
 

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Pimppeter2 said:
This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!
*pops collar, puts on backwards hat, spits on ground* Nah brah, you're totally thinkin' of someone else. Totally.
 

The Heik

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lacktheknack said:
daheikmeister said:
Pimppeter2 said:
This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!
Hey, I take offense to that! Just where do you get the idea of insulting someone simply based upon their looks? Reported!
You fail at HTML forever. It links to the profile page of whoever is logged in (profile/view).

So it displayed me when I clicked on it. Consider unreporting.
No I won't. The thing doesn't give any indication to that unless you go out of your way and specifically copy the link location. t]To any person not skilled in the art of HTML it seems like a shot at them by a fellow escapist, and that causes negative emotions in the viewer, like with me. Hence it is something that shouldn't be put up.
 

Caligulove

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It's always a guy named Chad...
I wish that were an exaggeration but I don't think I've ever met a guy named "Chad" who wasn't a complete dick
 

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Pimppeter2 said:
This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!
B-b-b-b-but... I'm not a he... And my collar isn't even popped, look at it!

[sub]How many times has this pranked been pulled now? Hmm...[/sub]

OT: Just anyone ignorant fills the category of 'douchebag' for me. Calls people gay or stupid for having reasonable opinions, disrespects everyone, an attention whore, etc etc.
 

C_sector

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Pimppeter2 said:
This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!
Hey?!? WTF?

EDIT: oh wait now i get it LOL
 

The Great JT

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-Popped collar.
-Spiky hair, usually very hard and rigid from excessive amounts of hair gel.
-Baseball cap worn at stupid angle.
-Bling. Usually a necklace and some sort of charm.
-Calls things 'gay' and anyone associated with said things 'fags'.
-Thinks s/he's the biggest thing since sliced bread (aka superiority complex).
-Their only retort has something to do with "your mom" and they laugh at it like it's the funniest thing ever said.
-Complete idiot.
-Speaks in ebonics (WHITE PEOPLE ONLY!) and is nearly impossible to understand.

WORD TO THE DOUCHEBAGS: I want to stab you all with an icepick just to watch you die.
 

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Those that are always drunk 24/7
Those that don't study or work and only Drink 24/7
Those that talk about drinking 24/7
Those that will hang around with you only if talk about drinking 24/7
 

lacktheknack

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daheikmeister said:
lacktheknack said:
daheikmeister said:
Pimppeter2 said:
This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!
Hey, I take offense to that! Just where do you get the idea of insulting someone simply based upon their looks? Reported!
You fail at HTML forever. It links to the profile page of whoever is logged in (profile/view).

So it displayed me when I clicked on it. Consider unreporting.
No I won't. The thing doesn't give any indication to that unless you go out of your way and specifically copy the link location. t]To any person not skilled in the art of HTML it seems like a shot at them by a fellow escapist, and that causes negative emotions in the viewer, like with me. Hence it is something that shouldn't be put up.
Well, no... you look at the link location at the bottom of the screen (in Firefox, anyway). And there's the HTML box at the top with a suspiciously simple URL.

I dunno, it seems obvious to me. Most people here get it right away.
 

WolfThomas

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Those pseudo baseball hats with the small brim worn sideways, I hate those with a passion.

That said I also hate a lot of the opposite spectrum as well goths/emos/artsy fartsy people, I saw a guy in all black today, skinny jeans and dyed hair cooling himself with a black folding fan. That annoyed me greatly.
 

Therumancer

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People need a sense of humor about Pimpeteer's trick, it's been around in one form or another since the BBS days. One use for it used to be to try and pretend you were posting someone's docs since it would show them what they wrote in their account profile (if they were honest with the board Admin).

That said any clique is usually obnoxious if your not a member, or part of an equally big group. As nerds they probably find us just as obnoxious in our own way if we bother to really care. :)

In general kids and young adults are going to do the same basic thing, even if the styles change. It's gone on since the dawn of time, even in ancient days you had "rakes". :p

That said it only bugs me when it's drawn along racial lines (one way or another).

Not being from the UK I am not familiar with "Chavs" but it sounds an awful lot like our "Gangstas" "gangsta poseurs" and white people who try and emulate them. They get mentione frequently, but as I said I haven't had any direct encounters. :p

As far as making more money than your typical hoodlums though, you might be surprised. I say this because when people get deperate for booze or drugs they will go to some incredible lengths to get money, and will spend it at hyperspeed. Typically people talk about junkies and hoods being busted, but tend to forget that typically these guys will get away with such things routinely for quite a while before they are caught/mess up, which sometimes is simply them getting cocky. Some dude who is putting away a $20 bottle and $50 worth of crack a day is basically making $2100.00+ a month one way or another. You get guys in rehab or prison who have lived like that for years and well... being a totally sociopathic and reprehensible person can net you some decent cash, the thing is that most people don't turn out that way until they get desperate or REALLY messed up. It's also a timer because no matter how well you do, eventually you are always going to mess up. Some of these people's arrogance is based sort of on this, sure they are constantly penniless, but they realize a lot of money goes through their hands, and what's more a lot of them tend to think anything that is YOURs is going to be THEIRs if they really want it.
 

drisky

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I have too say, congratulations to pimppeter for making half this thread responses to his post, I mean wow.
 

Booze Zombie

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Pimppeter2 said:
This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!
Very clever.

I think chavs fit the description quite well.
 

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Popped collar
Illiterate, most of the time on purpose
Walks with their pants around their knees.
Spits everywhere for no apparant reason (apparantly its the douchebags version of a cat pissing on everything)
Interrupts everybody
Acts agressive
Likes to say the words: brah, bruz, brue
And just... acts like a complete tool
All of this plus overly gelled hair and also the presence of sunglasses all the time, whether sunny day, cloudy, snowing, raining or night.
 

Gasaraki

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Pimppeter2 said:
This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!
Say waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Foo' you be trippin'

OT: The average idiot/douchebag at my school
1. Wears Abercrombie & and Fitch, Holister and Aeropostal and doesn't realize that they're just plain clothes with a stupid logo on them.
2. Has only one insult in his vocabulary: 'gay'
3. Uses an unnecessary amount of hair gel.
4. Fails horribly at math/science/just about everything else, but insists that gym is, and i quote, "really important because it helps you not be a fat person".
5. Listens to Miley Cyrus, half a dollar (or, "Fiddy cent" as he is usually referred to), and any other crap that's on the radio.
6. Cannot read for shit.
7. Is completely incapable of holding a conversation that isn't about how hot *insert random celebrity here* is or about who's going out with whom.
8. Unable to comprehend any humor of a higher level than that found in Achmed the dead terrorist, Dane Cook, Family Guy, Fred, or any Nickelodeon/Disney drivel. I.E: pretty much everything.