Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

[djpsykotiko]

EJACULATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!

In the style of Eddie from Brutal Legend.

 

[Spiner909]

I'd like to jam her UAV.

 

[Pegghead]

Thankyou for assuming the correct party escort submission position.

MAKIN' BACON

Don't watch out for my head humpers

 

[CheckD3]

Sometimes lag can be a good thing
-That's what she said...

Well well Mr. Kennedy, nice of you to join us
-Picture that one dirty...

This was a triumph

I think I'd prefer, to stay, inside
-Got to love taking non-sexual lines and making them dirty ^^

Falcon, THRUST!

 

[The Great Zegrool]

Sometimes lag can be a good thing
-That's what she said...

Well well Mr. Kennedy, nice of you to join us
-Picture that one dirty...

This was a triumph

I think I'd prefer, to stay, inside
-Got to love taking non-sexual lines and making them dirty ^^

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
(damn, this is easy.)

 

[Solytus]

"You give me a Swollen Demon's Soul"

"You make my Sackboy tingle"

"My penetrating sword is coated in sticky white stuff"

"You can taste my Sweetwater"

"Ramirez! Mount that lady!"

"Hey baby, wanna see my LittleBigPlanet?"

"You can Ratchet my Clank"

"You can waggle my wiimote"

"You erect my dispenser"

"I gave her the old Bioshocker"

I feel dirty.

 

[what.twitch]

I dunno if anyone's already done this but...

"I'll give her a taste of my keyblade. Bow chicka bow wow!"

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

To all Kingdom Hearts players out there...

"Submit!"

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

"i totally owned her with my master sword last night"

 

[Lizmichi]

"god that guy I fucked had such a noobtube." lol could be good or bad. Lol or "hey baby Ill be your epic mount."

 

[Owlgravy]

"Im in ur base, firing mah laser"

 

[MazzaTheFirst]

GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR!
...
CHARGE ME DOCTOR!
...
OHH I AM COMING FOR YOU!!
...
BALONEY!
?

Gotta love TF2 quotes.

 

[ethaninja]

"I'd blow it out HER ass" Morphed from Duke Nukems "Blow it out your ass"

 

[Dr Poochenstein]

I fragged your daughter in the back of my warthog.

 

[Paksenarrion]

"...and that was 5th time I died."

It creeps my guy out whenever I say that after every orgasm. In Graham Stark's voice.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

"Blastoise uses Hydro Pump. Hydro Pump is Super Effective!"

"Hey babe, this Solid Snake is ready to infiltrate the mound.. if you get my meaning?"

"Incoming friendlies!"

"I just set my phaser on stun, baby."

"I'd pillage that Deep Road any day."

..I need to go lie down, now.

 

[Yokai]

"You can sap my sentry anytime."
"Get ready to rev your gun, because I'm about to deploy an Ubercharge!"
"I'd killtaunt into your resupply cabinet, if you know what I mean."
God, those didn't even make sense. I blame sleep deprivation.
Now, one from GlaDOS: "Nice job breaking it, hero."(!)
Yeah, I'm going to bed.

 

[lenneth]

"Harden"
"Pound"
"Pound"
"Pound"
"String Shot"
"Baton Pass"
"Rest"