Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

[Gabanuka]

"Wanna ride Shadowmere?"

 

[AfroTree]

why did this get 11 pages?!

and... hmmm...

I could fill your health with a little juice?..

i'll just go

 

[pirate64]

"pop it in pull the trigger and boom!!"

I wonder if anyone will get this reference?

 

[Ninjamedic]

*unzips pants*

Going into "All range" mode! Don't worry; this baby can take temperatures over 9000 degrees!

That is brilliant. thank you.

 

[Hawk of the Plain]

Erecting a Dispenser!

Spy in her base

UBERCHARGE! (you know when)

Ready for my sticky bomb launcher

I'd play smoker for her

I'll use her portals

(wow Valve games are a goldmine for this(and yes some of these need work))

 

[worldnamer]

There's such a lack of classic games!

"Say there Ms. Frog, would you like to take a ride on my log?" - Frogger

"I bet I could find your hidden dot." - Adventure

"I'd fall into your pit." - Pitfall

"Let me control your balls with a paddle." - Breakout. What? What were you thinking?

And the unfortunate...

"Oh ****, that wasn't an egg round, was it?" - Joust

 

[Booze Zombie]

I don't need a mushroom to get 1UP with her around...

 

[Bloodstain]

"Try rolling MY two katamaris down there... "

Oh well... o.o

Also, Final Fantasy IX:

Zidane: "You wanna know a trick to get your mid off things?"

Eiko: "Okay."

Zidane: "This is an age-old ritual between male friends!"

Eiko: "Uh-huh."

Zidane: "Come over here, Vivi. Let's go together. Doesn't it feel
nice to let yourself go under the stars?"

Eiko: "......"

Noise:

 

[oOxatikeOo]

Kinda more of a computer based one but :

'You turn my software into hardware'.

 

[Marsell]

looks like "link" is exploring a cave

 

[midwayorphan]

Ever heard of the 'bleeding effect'?

 

[Lenoh]

Hey baby, wanna release your Persona?

 

[mip0]

I'll be the Enbima in our Yonezu Mutouryuu Iai.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

"Speedy thing goes in. Speedy thing comes out"

 

[DreadfulSorry]

Probably been done already, but: "I'd equip HER materia!"...it made more sense in my head I guess.

"...and that was 5th time I died."

It creeps my guy out whenever I say that after every orgasm. In Graham Stark's voice.

Oh my god that is brilliant.