Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

[TazTheTerrible]

We've had zerg rush already right?

 

[Cody211282]

You know me, I like to savour the last round before ejecting my heat sink...

Hell yes using pickup lines from Garus is classy!

Also if you want to be a total ass "Bam! Faceshot!"

 

[MiracleOfSound]

'Probe away'

 

[WhiteRat07]

Do you want to play twing-twang?

this made me spit dr. pepper on my desk good laugh man!

 

[MattRooney06]

"...and that was 5th time I died."

It creeps my guy out whenever I say that after every orgasm. In Graham Stark's voice.

bwah ha ha ha i may have to try that

i say that after i fail things.....i said it after i flunked my maths exam and my teacher thought i was gonna commit suicide

 

[Meggiepants]

I'm equipped with a two handed sword.

I'm like a rogue, I may be small and quick, but I can go all day.

He's a rogue, watch out for his rear assault.

Rogues do it in the back

And this one is an ME joke in my house:

I need to perform a tactical appraisal.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Since I'm not going to read 11 pages to see if this one's been done...

I'd pwn her noob if you know what I'm saying.

 

[MercurySteam]

TITS!!!

Nick, L4D2.

 

[scaryt]

how bout a classic: the mighty wand

 

[C_sector]

I'm gonna fire my particle canon all over you. (good old C&C Gen)

 

[MerreM]

My pants have A Reckless Disregard for Gravity.
I am Batman.
I'm going beyond the call of duty.
Do you mind if I...Mount....and Blade?
[Insert lines from NOLF here./]

 

[Doug]

I want to heavy your rain.

 

[Doug]

I'd love to put my little plumber down her pipe
(mario)

I wanna pop your mushroom? (another Mario one)

 

[Doitpow]

In pokemon terms

'Sophie used lovely kiss'
'Ben used Harden'

 

[TelHybrid]

We all love to "level up"

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Inb4 joystick jokes...oh wait...
I dunno..."medic! I have a swelling! *suggestive cocking of eyebrows"

 

[A Raging Emo]

I'd love to put my little plumber down her pipe
(mario)

"Little?"

"I know I?m not supposed to shoot anything pink, but yours looks a little too good to resist." - Halo 3: ODST.