Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

[dududf]

A bump for that is all that is holy.

I've already contributed, but I don't want this thread to die on us! Threads with such potential do not arrive that often in Escapist ville.

 

[Anticitizen_Two]

There's a party in my pants and she just joined it.

Get it? Cuz... people join your party in RPGs... ah whatever, I'm not claiming to be good at this

 

[Void(null)]

I'll put my Big Daddy in your Little Sister.

Wait no... that's horrible.

 

[SUPA FRANKY]

"Excuse me while I "pause the game" and play with something a little smaller"
((It means pausing your console and switching to your hand held.))

" This part is so hard! Can you please ease the difficulty?"

" My Wii remote needs charging. Care to give it a little battery massage?"

 

[coolredmk]

I'm going to show her my wiimote, and see how good she is at waggling.

 

[coolredmk]

I'm gonna break the rules a little by introducing a movie quote.

"If I don't love it, I don't swallow!" Bonus points for whoever knows what movie it's from.

 

[Composer]

I'll put my Big Daddy in your Little Sister.

Wait no... that's horrible.

officially creeped out

 

[Veldt Falsetto]

In the words of Glados
Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing goes out
think that's right

 

[tthor]

my solid snake's gonna enter your portal~

 

[djpsykotiko]

Sorry Whorio, Your penis is in another butthole!

They don't call me "Blaster Master" for nothing!

Finish Her!... Babality?! *runs*

 

[djpsykotiko]

I need a little more experience before I level up.. wanna grind?

Pata Pata Pata DONG! (Patapon reference)

my little wanderer wants to explore your vault!

PRICKACHU! I CHOOSE YOUUU!!

I got something Biggs for you.. mind if I Wedge it in?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You know me, I like to savour the last round before ejecting my heat sink...

Wait, that metaphor just went somewhere horrible...

God, I love Garrus.

Who doesnt?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Her Ass Effect made my Mass Erect.

 

[Jammerz]

"Hey, lets go to the Barracks so you can Bravo my Charlie"

 

[Mozza444]

Even with my +50 fire resistance, baby your hot

 

[J474]

Oh...I would sonic boom her splicer/his Big Daddy

 

[lazy_bum]

i'll give her my mass effect drive.

 

[djpsykotiko]

Can I fall in your Lifestream? (FF7 reference!)

I want to CUM in your Dark Side! (I think this counts, as there are Star Wars games)

I'm one of the 4 Whoremen of the Asspocolypse. That's why we're called the Darksiders!

God of Whore?

Lick, Suck, it's all in your mouth!

 

[IamQ]

"We tryed to PUG your mom but it said "Instance full" "

WoW jokes. There are alot of them.