Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

[funguy2121]

"I'd slip my Normandy in her Citadel."

No. No, I will not do that.

You can't make me.

My mother said so.

 

[Captain Blackout]

This cake ain't a lie

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

tits or QQ

 

[Hoppetussa]

"I want to pull out your slug and harvest your genetic material."

 

[LiquidGrape]

"Hey, April Ryan!
How about I utilize my stark pelvic techniques to unlock your nether-regional magic so we can restore that multi-dimensional balance?"

 

[AdamG3691]

metapod used harden
(its very funny if you nickname a caterpie "penis")
penis evolved
penis learned harden
penis used harden

penis used harden!
lickitung used lick!
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

 

[Slyde]

"HADOKEN!" - If anyone can pull this off at an appropriate timing (I don't need to say when, you just know) you are my hero.

...don't she will appreciate it as much you thought :S

 

[Stabby Joe]

C-C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!

 

[TheHitcher]

*During sex/CoD game*

Sorry, I'm pulling out now.

 

[Andsre]

"Well, Helloooo Kitty!"
"Sapped girls can't say no"

 

[Arionis]

Oh, I'll clear that checkpoint.

Top of the leaderboards, baby.

*in bitter response to the first* Maybe in the speed challenges.....

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[Branbeggr]

...And this is just the loading screen, baby.

 

[chimpanza]

I'd tap that faster than the B button in melee combat

 

[300ccs of medicine]

"Construct additional pylons"

 

[rockytheboxer]

Did you just hit A,B,A,C,A,B,B? Cause I can wait three or four days.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Hey, my speciman is Non-Standard, do you mind if I push it into your scanning area and cause a resonance cascade? We'll have to check for Crabs afterwards....headcrabs, that is! -Gordon Freeman

I'm Coming! - Heavy, TF2

 

[ejb626]

"I'd sink her city with my giant worm any day."

 

[Latinidiot]

and here comes the TETRIS