Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

[JokerCrowe]

"I'd [vidoegame-verb] her [*videogame noun]"

I couldn't think of anything before, but now I don't have to! haha!

EDIT:
or maybe, "I'd slide my disk into her diskdrive.... if you know what I mean..."
(I think I'll stick to my first one actually...)

[sub]*for some reason [*videogame-noun*] (without the stars) brings up this video:[/sub]

Spoiler: does anyone know what it is?

[videogame noun]

I couldn't get it to run, so I have no idea...

 

[Ben Jamin]

Fire in the hole!

Not very original but meh.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

My man is like a Starman, good for about 12 seconds.

 

[Magnalian]

Waddaya say you and I have a little QTE?

No wait...

 

[DanDeFool]

I'll blow her cartridge.

A variant on this:

If you're having trouble getting it up, you suggest "Hm... might wanna try blowing it."

Also, as a recent DS owner, I can't help but think of:

"I have a touch-sensitive interface, but first you've gotta grab my stylus."

or perhaps:

"Wanna play Doki Doki Majo Shinpan [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doki_Doki_Majo_Shinpan!]?"

 

[A Pious Cultist]

"I'll hit your weakspot for massive damage!"

 

[floppylobster]

I'd take her cousin bowling.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Either give up your supply Depot, or i WILL Tactical Nuke you in the Ass SO Hard your Eyes will Pop Out!

 

[Socius]

Ninja'D *when you come to early*
Want to check out my Twink-staff? *if you enjoy PvP and are a douche*
If you could get your hands on my family jewels, I would be very apritiative! *if youre a blue ailien talking like an arab, aka Draenei*

 

[HoodedPunhist]

From WoW: "Hey baby, wanna see my epic staff?"
Keepin' it simple.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

"We 40-Man raided your mom last night. Full wipe."

Roflmao.

How about: Let's do it like they do in the original spore trailers? Nah.

 

[Lucifron]

World of Warcraft.

"Come on baby! I've got Blessing of Protection!"

Cookies galore for reference.

 

[SamFancyPants252]

STOP! You violated the law. Pay my pants a fare or serve your sentence!

 

[nubbas]

The epic mount isn't that expensive but the expert riding skill takes a lot of grinding...

I one manned her dungeon/his tower and all i got was this lousy BoP Herpes!

 

[pantallica95]

Yeah, I'd say this is up for Classic Thread status in the little tally I keep in my head. As for my contribution: *after the deed is done* LEVEL UP! I know it's bad, but I couldn't think of any better.

 

[nubbas]

Go down down down to the top of the waterfall.

 

[Rickyvantof]

I'ma "backstab" your mom.

 

[GeekFury]

Look at that,I level'd up!

 

[Knave283]

"We're going to play Tomb Raider on hard mode, if you know what I mean..."