Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

[lkevil]

I'll switch my nano suit to "maximum pleasure". (crysis)
My kart needs two riders (doubledash)

Are you ready to make some crazy money? Here we go! (crazy taxi)

 

[Hileo20]

"I'd stick my experimental M

I

RV into her vault till the brahm

i

n come home."

If you're gonna do gaming sexual innuendo, do it right.

hail grammar Nazi . Protecting proper grammar in a forum about video game related sexual euphemisms is like protecting the decorations at a crack house.

Which is something I would do, so what's you point?

touche my good sir. personally I'm too busy finding those damn sonic emitters when I'm in a crack house to care for the other decorations. (bonus points to everyone who gets the reference)

Condemned 2, easy

 

[johannmaximus]

Would you kindly?

 

[Voodoomancer]

Here's a few:

"I'd like to frag that"
"I'd like to camp her spawnpoint"
"I'd like to level up with her"
"[Insert 'grinding' pun here]"
"Hey, can I plug my controller into your console?"
"All your base are ... ok, actually that one's just awful...

 

[Arkhangelsk]

"How about we skip the Mass Effect dialog and let the Mass Erect?"

 

[esperandote]

Miss pacman, I have a dot for you.
Lets do the Tetris.

I must have touched a flower because my balls are on fire... sorry

 

[JaymesFogarty]

"Snake... Snake, What's Going on? Snake? Snaaake!"

"HADOKEN!" - If anyone can pull this off at an appropriate timing (I don't need to say when, you just know) you are my hero.

No Snake, you can't do that. You'll create a time paradox!On subject, "Please, let me use you as a constructive outlet." (See Assassin'S Creed 2.)

That line suprised me so much, and my dad walked in just as it was saying it.

Walked right out again...

I know exactly what you mean! It truly was a What The Fuck!! moment.
Another could be: ah. I've kind of lost what I was thinking of. Something to do with portal though.

 

[Nullphantom]

World of Warcraft.

"Come on baby! I've got Blessing of Protection!"

Cookies galore for reference.

Illegal Danish of course

 

[Starrs]

"I am going to Blastoise all over you."
Always a fun one.

 

[johannmaximus]

My mario wants to go down your pipe

 

[Xyphon]

"Girls call me Sega, 'cause I give them the Mega Drive."

 

[SpireOfFire]

FOR THE HORDE!!!

 

[BENZOOKA]

"I always have my crowbar with me"

 

[rockytheboxer]

ready to plug into second controller port..?

I'm curious if this would be a euphemism for anal.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Do you want to take my weapon into your secondary slot?