Recent content by Dr. Whiggs

Anders is a needy *****, so I ain't going there. I fucked that daft elf silly. And I fucked the dude elf sillier. And if I ever get so bored I go back I'm running a train on the whole goddamn party. Including the dwarf. I'LL FIND A WAY.

I have a friend. Her name is Laura.

I can't tell you for another five years.

You got Steel Battalion with the controller?

Well I paid $80 for a new disk drive not three weeks ago so unless I've been hallucinating for almost a month that's how much it costs to get a drive repaired.

Eidos was bought out by the turds at Square Enix, Free Radical was bought by Crytek and they haven't decided whether they're going to make TimeSplitters 4. Maybe Valve, since Erik works for them now.

Strap in folks we've got 24 hours of this to get through.

Just bein' crotchety over here. Get off my lawn!

Wreckin' yo' shit with a brick in the teeth.

A new disk drive costs like $80. You're getting screwed over.

Sorry, I'll try to be more like the type of poster the Escapist loves. Ahem: HAY GUYS HAVE YOU PLAYED MINECRAFT I THINKS ITS GRATE YOU KJNOW I ALSO LIKE HALO AND MINECRAFT I KNOW I SED THAT BUT I REELLY LIKE MINECRAFT HEY COULD YOU REKOMMIND A BAND OR AND ANIME OR WHATS THE WORST SONG THIS...

Hey I'm real sorry I didn't find your pokemon website the comedy goldmine you did and that you can't spot a guy demonstrating immaturity instead of just telling you he's immature like a boring old accountant.

I'm not trolling, I'm providing levity and I get suspended constantly for being TOO REAL.

Oh hell let's skip the foreplay: Want to tangle them up later? Wait, hold on, I can do a better one... On second thought no I can't.

So one might say cuboner arouses your interest? It's hard for you to not notice them? There's a dick joke that's bothering you?