Recent content by dui29aghgb

I absolutely ADORE Israel. They are one of the true badasses in the world today. I guess when everybody hates you, you either step up or die.

I washed my hands next to Alton Brown when I was nine. Greatest day of my life. (not really)

If Optimus Prime was an herb, he'd be Optimus Thyme. If Optimus Prime was a bell, he'd be Optimus Chime. If Optimus Prime was a chemical, he'd be Optimus Iodine. If Optimus Prime was a disease, he'd be Optimus Lyme. If Optimus Prime was a contraction, he'd be Optimus I'm. If Optimus Prime...

I just beat Dragon Age: Origins again... An army of Archdemons sounds sexalicious.

Prototype/Crackdown 2. I played them through once with an orgasmic smile on my face. Never touched them again.

When was the last time you saw a game on the moon? We need less Gs.

I have a shitload of unused conglomerated ms points, and since I just discovered that I can buy games on demand with them, I want to get myself something nice. Suggestions?

Colton always was one crazy mofo.

Easy; Paladin. Shackle undead and then just let my buddies shoot their heads off.

Yu-Gi-Oh used to be the best, but after Vagina Monologues, it's all cons and shitty 4kids jokes.

Necrophilia and Nymphomania. You'd have cravings so bad, you'd be fucking corpses during the open-casket ceremony.

A little bullying builds character; and a lot of bullying makes them turn off their damn mic, that's what I always say.

I've been generally happy with the DLC's that I've bought, (even the borderlands DLC,) but I think the MW2 Stimulus Package was a tad overpriced relative to the quality...

Has anybody made the obligatory Duke Nukem Forever refrence yet? No? Okay, I'll go with that.

An apple pie; Made by McDonalds. Patriotic fatties everywhere will rejoice.