Recent content by eatdembeanz

Actually, playing as a Vending Machine in Bioshock 3 would be kinda fun. Some nitwit tries to hack you? Fill the Pipe Dream board with Alarm panels or make everything red. Why not constantly cause alarms and flood Rapture under a wave of flying deathbots?

All together now: Bow chicka wow-wow!

Major Fact: 95% of Sith die horribly. The 5% that do live either go into hiding, repent and become a Jedi, or surrender and begin molding back into society. So, I say Jedi. Also because the Jedi gain the support of Samuel L. Jackson and Harrison Ford. The "Stereotypical Angry Black Badass" and...

Remember that the only reason the Portal main character can fall great distances from the Portal gun's portals and live is because she has things to break the fall. Since we don't have any heel springs, most of you would have snapped legs. So, for me, I choose Gravity Gun because why would you...

That sounds cool, where may I find this.... Rapeman?

Why can't we just ignore the rape games? It's like a mosquito bite; if you pick at it and attempt to remove it you just get hurt, but if you leave it alone, eventually it just GOES AWAY. That or it actually develops into a more comfortable (justifiable) form, just like the ultra-violent games we...

I seriously want one of the Spy's moves to be what he does to the Medic, and that knife fight with the Sniper was pure genious. It just goes to show: never bring a giant saw or machete to a knife fight, or even a minigun or shotgun.

Whenever I play a tactical game and I'm running away from enemies in dark, cramped areas, I always get really scared all the time.