Recent content by El_Duderino

Well, there's a fine line between playing a criminal and being a griefer, so to speak. There's a difference between having a duke out with your fellow players, however.. going around with a rocket launcher and shooting people for no reason other than to ruin their fun is a whole 'nother beast.

fucking A, that is the fear. However Rockstar have addressed this, and claim to have a system to stop the "cunts" from getting into your game. Something to do with ranking et cetera. Once again, no matter the fact that Rockstar is one of my favourite companies, I will not trust anything they say...

Go replay GTA I and tell me it's your favourite. I'll bet my left nut that's not gonna happen, my friend.

Take off your rose tinted goggles, sunshine, and realize that even though the world has changed and the way we discuss video games has changed, it's probably just you. You've become older, sadder and more cynical over the years and I can't blame you. I've had a hoot talking about GTA V amongst...

Probably not, no.

Gaben needs those burgers to plop straight from the assembly line, into his mouth.

It's not special edition only, it's a pre order bonus.

Hey, I'm a straight guy with plenty of good, platonic female friends, some of which I value more than my male friends. I also try not to make the mistake of leading a girl on when it comes to dating, and under no circumstances will I conceal my actual intentions. In other words, if I wanna go...

Might aswell call yourself Shitstain Asshole and walk around caked in mud. Sounds like a cry for attention. However, if you want the label of "nerd" to be carried with you and define your life, be my guest. In my eyes, you'd look like a total tool, sorry. If I renamed myself ,however, I'd...

It doesn't, but it has one. Suck on that lollipop, Cracka-jack.

Psychopath first, soldier second. I mean, come on. Have you seen the guy's trailer? He's just slugging people across the face left and right with his bare fists.

"Pathetic"? Really? Rockstar don't owe you a female protagonist, nor are you entitled to play as one in a GTA game. And if the gender of the protagonist means that much to you, perhaps you're not seeing the bigger picture.

Is the escapist also gonna apologize for using this image of an "oddly proportioned" woman in all the thumbnails and the facebook post? It's clearly only there to get the site more views. You can't be hypocritical when it comes to arguing about shit like this. Everyone loves a pair of big ol'...

There's a difference between linearity and needless corridor segments, y'know? When you restrict the player to a point where that restriction is not needed, the player notices and gets a bit upset, perhaps. Linearity is fine, as most games need ot be linear in order to tella coherent story...

Games in Sweden have cost $100 or over for a while now. You should consider yourselves lucky. Prices are probably gonna rise, as is natural, and $100 will turn into $150-200 here in Sweden, no doubt. It's a bummer, and probably one of the causes of the high piracy rate around here. No one's...