Recent content by Elric Randall

I figured the Empire is the only sane choice. Regardless of the injustices the Stormcloaks faced, a united Empire is the only defense against the Thalamor. We barely survived the last war, and the only thing stopping us from being crushed completely is the White-Gold Concordat. Empire wins...

Duke Nukem Forever 2. Bwahahaha.

Well, you should do as mediocre a job as possible to stay in middle management. Heh, And why would I need therapy? I'm "fixed"! Everything is FINE. Maybe YOU have a problem? I can *fix* that. >:D

I will place you in a position of moderate importance in my New World Order and do my best to forget about you. You will be safe from both my officer-killing megalomania as well as red shirt disease.

Born in Year of the Snake, so invisibility. After that, horse Horse HORSE. A broken watch is only broken because a person perceives it to be. Unless the ancient Chinese mystics had 20,000 variations of Timex to program into their magic rock, I'm betting this puppy (er, horse) works like a...

Sure I can read a regular clock! I just read the numbers and letters! It's ten semicolon twenty-six AM right now, for instance. =P Most wall clocks are still analog over here, and I don't carry a watch or phone with me when I go out. So yes, I've kept up the ability to tell time from two...

We got to blow up the Death Star (Halo 1) set up the end of the trilogy (Halo 2) and blow up the Death Star again (Death Star factory? Halo 3). Now, after the side stories, prequels, expanded universe, anime, and RTS spinoff, they're going for another trilogy? Lucas.

If there's a good enough reason to burn a book, I'd do it. So no, books aren't sacred to me, though they are well worth taking care of. For instance, I'd burn a copy of a Harry Potter book for 50 bucks, easy.

Oh, jeez. A cheerleader that refused to cheer for someone she didn't like got kicked off the team for not doing her job, and then sued for compensation. Since she and her parents lost the suit, they have to reimburse the accused the money they spent hiring a defense. I can admire the act of...

Robopocalypse would only be an issue for the people that wanted to keep their humanity around. I'd be on the other side. >.>

A top hat made out of nanomachines (or magic, depending on the time period) that answers to the name Reginald. Depending on the threat level and numbers of the enemy, Reginald morphs into a bladed propeller beanie, an all devouring cloud of molecular disassemblers, or a freaking sweet arm...

I made the poor decision of using circumcision as the basis for a research paper a couple semesters ago, and have developed some strong feelings on the subject. Apologies in advance, but I can't understate how much of a lifestyle change it would be to be born with a missing penis and a lifetime...

Here's a fun thing doctors do if they fudge the operation, or if complications develop. Instead of rebuilding the penis, they carve a vagina in and call it a gender reassignment. Not the only treatment, sure, but it's the easiest. That's an important word there. Complications occur at a rate...

No, no, a thousand times no. Not for either gender, gawd. Larp it, flunk it, funk no am I going to let anyone do that to my children, male OR female. Here's why. 1: Health benefits are myths or just redundant (no foreskin/labia infections if we take the whole thing off, win?!) 2: There's...

Part of the point of freedom of speech/expression, maybe the whole point, is that offensive messages are protected from censure. While the actions themselves may be harmful (and covered by law) the ideas can be shared. The personal moralistic perceptions of others shouldn't stifle individual...