Recent content by EsbenT

"I took a shit in the woods today. Never done that before."

"I've farted nineteen times today and it's only midday! That's way behind my average..." Be careful with this one, though. You might just spark a conversation instead of killing it, so use it wisely.

No way! Should he decide to do it on his own accord upon reaching a certain age, however, I can't exactly deny him the right to do what he wants to his body. All I know is that cocks are ugly either way, circumcised or not. And as long as you clean yourself regularly then the whole...

It's my first name with my surname's initial tagged on the end.

This is my first post here. I've seen some interesting threads in the sidebar while watching Zero Punctuation, but I've finally decided to take the plunge and chip in :) I used to wear one when I lived in America about ten years ago; where going to middle-school meant you simply had no chance...