So you're having dinner with your partners parents ...

[TheFunPolice]

So you're having dinner with your partner's parents, whats the most obscure thing you could say/do doing dinner?

 

[Macgyvercas]

Probably speak Sindarin.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

"So I wrestled a bear today..."

 

[EsbenT]

"I took a shit in the woods today. Never done that before."

 

[Aiden_the-Joker1]

Talk to them in the Scottish gypsy language.

 

[Worgen]

say Im a pilot and jump out a window

 

[PatSilverFox]

Suddenly put on an accent.

 

[Flaming Narwhal]

"I have a nineteen inch penis... what about you pops?"

 

[DJDarque]

"Who's your favorite pony?"

 

[ZehMadScientist]

"Pops, I want to put my thingy inside your daughters thingy"

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

So you're having dinner with your partner's parents, whats the most obscure thing you could say/do doing dinner?

My spouse's parents are both dead.

Yeah. Sucked the fun right out of that one, didn't I?

 

[Rednog]

Fake a heart attack and then death and go the full 9 yards with the act and let the bowels loose.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

"Your daughter is a credit to you, you've done a mighty fine job . By the way, which one of you taught her to suck like a Dyson" (preferably do this after you've been on less than 6 dates)

 

[Sassafrass]

Probably this. Although I'd never have the balls to do it. XD [http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/thoughts.png]

 

[artanis_neravar]

So you're having dinner with your partner's parents, whats the most obscure thing you could say/do doing dinner?

My spouse's parents are both dead.

Yeah. Sucked the fun right out of that one, didn't I.

NOPE!

"Your dad's a douche"

EDIT: Granted I don't actually have a partner at this point in time, but the first person that popped into my mind, this is what i would say when having dinner with her parents

 

[General_Potatoes]

"I make sandwiches for a living"

 

[Drafon]

I'm fucking bonkers, so the craziest thing I could do is to elaborate on just how fucking bonkers I am.

 

[chuckman1]

*I stand up and proceed to tbag their food then eat some of it then attempt to have them eat it.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

"I have collected all five pieces of the Forbidden One. Kaiba, there is no weak cards in my Grandfather's deck, now behold... EXODIA THE FORBIDDEN ONE! Exodios Infernal Blast!!"

 

[Lionsfan]

Sit facing backwards and address the wall as the parents. That or just in the middle of the dinner when they say something scream, "HOW DID YOU KNOW THE CODE!!!!" And just jump out the window