Recent content by Existential Banana

I enjoyed the first Gears of War, got bored halfway through the second one, and will likely wait to see if I want to pick up Gears 3 when it's not $60. Pretty solid shooter mechanics, terrible walking speed (even slower than Baldur's incredibly slow movement speed in Too Human, or as Yahtzee...

Bad Company 2. I'm not lying. I played it and, while it was fun, I thought the ending was disappointing and the multiplayer kind of boring. Most of it was probably just because all my friends drooled all over it and hyped it to me.

Achievements are nice, and the achievement sound on the Xbox is actually very satisfying, and some achievements pose a nice challenge to those willing to try. Tirelessly hunting down all the achievements just feels like robbing a game of all its fun. I don't really NEED to get all those...

Blowing up anything in our solar system would possibly be the equivalent of loading up a giant shotgun and shooting it at the solar system. Bits would fly everywhere and there's no saying how safe Earth would be. Yeah, there's Jupiter and other gravitational sinkholes like it but that's still...

I've never had a preference but I think I'm going to start saying Meh-leh now because that is just so absurd

David Tennant in the episode with the stone angel assassins. Forgive me but I'm not the biggest fan.

Every once in a while when I'm playing League of Legends I get the teammates who are pros and spend the entire match yelling at me about how bad I am. The sad thing is that they're in bot matches so I'm probably doing terribly because I'm testing a new champion or build. Also... anyone who feels...

There's definitely stuff on Adult Swim that any parent could take the wrong way. Probably better to play it safe.

This is going to be an... interesting flame war to watch. I'm going to get some popcorn. OT: I was getting a little tired of all the Anon. PR stunts. It's good to see them put in their place. I'll bet they never really thought that one of their own would turn against them.

I think Yahtzee was wrong when he said Portal 2 has no memetic appeal. What about the combustible lemons? You know, THE ONES THAT WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

Anonymous is just stupid. They want to be taken seriously but we're talking about the kinds of people who spend their time trying to come up with new memes. I've never taken Anon. seriously because everything they do that has some sort of real world effect always comes off as childish and...

"Hope I don't go FTL, baby" "I want to detonate my explosive in your cloning lab, baby" "I'll be the EVE hypo, you be the veins" "Press the Left Bumper to mount the turret" "I wanna park my car in your garage"

Eh, I don't really "hate" any specific ME2 crew member. The only "crew member" (hell, I consider her one) I don't particularly enjoy is EDI, the Normandy's AI. She is slightly less insufferable because EDI and Joker are a pretty funny duo.

Heh, getting up to 1 million points on ODST firefight... and getting 313 splatters in the Brute Chopper... good times with good friends