Recent content by Extreme Tazer

Swearing isn't banned.

You... You made us get banned for a day? Rage... slowly... rising... Edit: Oh, damn, I'm still Tazer aren't I? Anyway, Tazer disappearing in 5...4...3...2...1...

I get very bored of waiting, so decide to confront Kuliani personally, putting a blowtorch to his face. He begins to succumb, cowering. "APRIL FOOLS!" he shouts, hitting me with a mallet.

No. I hate the way that people seem to think that we're getting annoyed at the users - we are not terretorial, we're just annoyed, not with the people, but with the developer for ruining what should have been a perfectly fine competition, and also partly with the Escapist, to be honest, for...

Actually, English people say some of those things:

I don't get all of this 'humans are bad' stuff - why do lions hunt in packs? Animals are the worst perpetrators of selfishness - at least our actions can be mistaken for good deeds.

I rise from the dead, look around, and zap Broken Orange in the face with my tazer.

Actually, it's pretty fun for us banned guys. I'm just not playing by the rules ;) (no, I'm not Sky. I'm someone... ELSE!)

No, not unless you were to have, say, an alternate account which you use occasionally on badge-hunting duties... <..> SirBryghtside was here

Mr. Mudkip evolved into Mrs. Mudkip! Mrs. Mudkip can now use Nag!

Don't forget Sassafrass, Ren3004, and SirBryghtside.

That finale just WORKED. Thanks for the laughs, and hope you prosper wherever you go next! I gave it the send-off it deserved by turning the volume on my PC to full. Almost destroyed my ears, but oh well :D

Not to mention the fact that you can't kill vital characters.

OK - I'm a Morrowind fanboy through and through, so I guess I'd be well cut out for this topic. Firstly, the bit where you said 'I notice a lot of people talking about how Oblivion was crappy and that Morrowind was way better' seems kind of flawed to me - I do like Oblivion, and I reckon that...