Seeing this, I decide that I don't like cold water and run over to a near by bakery and get myself a cake.
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I respawn in the One piece shop and call out to Kitsune. "It appears that neither of us is without power, Truce? We could be unstoppable together." I say extending a hand knowing that somehow, even from there, Kitsune would reach it.
I come out of the bakery with my new cake robot and have it blast Fury with its mighty cake gun (of cakeness).
He aimed for my head but obviously doesn't realize i'm made of rubber, my head catches the cake bullet and fires it back at Insert, killin him. "Well Kitsune?" I say without even noticing the bullet that was just shot at me.
I smash a crowbar over the head of (insert name hear) and i yell out "The Cake is a lie". Unfortunately, a meme-exterminator anvil falls on me and crushes me in a very "Loony Toons" style
"well, that was fast" I say as I revive in front of the bakery. Then I run of to find a non-cake resistant opponent.... then pops up again and gives Broken some cake in the face.
I respawn again in my former Klondike Castle which is now a Klondike Lake. On my way out, I grab my homemade Klon-Zooka, a weapon that shoots exploding Klondike Bars containing chocolate-reinforced vanilla caltrops dangerous enough to slay a man at *cough* feet if he has a really serious cardiovascular disease. I use it to shoot at Fury, killing scaring him. I then realize my failure and run off to the gun store, where I buy an Ak 5 which I use to shoot Insert, Broken and Fury's still-extended hand. I then run straight back to my Klondike Lake.
Also, epic battle music. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1Ose7A8P94&fmt=18]
Also, epic battle music. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1Ose7A8P94&fmt=18]
Apparently, Abort also didn't rrealize i'm now a giant mass of rubber that's solid enough to stand on it's own but elastic enough to stretch as far as I want. My body catches the forty-somewad bullets he shot at me and fires them back at him. R.I.P. Abort.
I grabbed a cream pie then i ran up to Ren and smashed him in the face with the pie! "Happy April Fools, Mutha Fucka!"
I spread my legs apart and push down with my hands. A large lump of rubber goes down my leg and up and down and up and down, until I begin to shine. "Gum Gum..." I lean back. "JET GATTLING GUN!" I throw my fists out at hypersonic speeds and hit Broken Orange and Ren, 4 times each, at the same time, then continue to unleash my super sonic barrae until they're reduced to a bloody heap of mutilated meat on the ground. "Gear 2..." I whisper.
I get very bored of waiting, so decide to confront Kuliani personally, putting a blowtorch to his face.
He begins to succumb, cowering.
"APRIL FOOLS!" he shouts, hitting me with a mallet.
He begins to succumb, cowering.
"APRIL FOOLS!" he shouts, hitting me with a mallet.
Fat was suddenly teleported into a mall filled with cooky stores and cooky characters trying to kill eachother."Oh No! I've fallen into Dead Rising!"
Yes you have fat boy, now take this! GUM GUM BAZOOKA! *My hands fly at him at hypersonic speeds and make a huge hole in his stomach, killing Ponce of Leon.*
"I LIKE THINGS THAT DON'T SUCK!" I scream as I cut Sam with a Lancer that i got from the best buy's surplus of collector edition of Gears of War 2.
I make two new arms grow and pick up my rubber arm and stretch it back far, then take the fingers and straighten them then let go, it acts like and arrows and shoots trough Broken Orange.
I respawn in the DOOM store, as I search the store for suitable items I find an armor powerup, when I touch it the DOOM guys suit appearers around me. I smile as I take 2 BFG 9000's of a near by shelf. I calmly walk out of the store and seeing Fury, I blast him for 28 seconds, turning him into a pile of smoldering ashes.
I respawn and applaud Knife for findin one of my weaknesses. I'm immune to anything physical because my body just absorbs it, only things that cut, freeze, and melt work. I then proceed to Gum Gum Jet Spear his face into the ground.