Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Sam G]

Bryghtside's Hot Ghost Brother and I are standing back to back in the middle of the swarm. We turn our heads to look at each other...
...nod...
...and get to work.
Brother pulls out his flaming chainsword gunchucks and saws/shoots/ignites/garrotes/performs any variety of bodily harm you can imagine on the oncoming aliens. I watch. It's pretty hot.
(Also, epic battle music [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWE0nlhpdq8&feature=related])

 

[Knife-28]

I kick flip of the queens back and land a 14 meters away from Samantha, making a small crater in the floor. As she turns around I deacivate my camo, we eye each other off for a moment before I cross my arms and activate my wrist blades, a la Wolverine style.
"And so it begins."
(Que,even more epic battle music)

Spoiler: OOC

I would like to keep this battle going for a bit please.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I respawn and run out from the One Piece store holding a purple, lumpy, fruit with a bite in it. As I stand there chewing, flipping the fruit, It's power already fills me. I pull my head back and my neck stretches with my hand. I throw the Gum Gum fruit at the Queen and it splatters against her back, then I wind up my hand and throw it back. "Gum, Gum...." My hand stops. "PISTOL!" My fist flies at the Queen at breathtaking speed, and hit her hard in the face. She falters but then regains her composition and roars loudly. She rushes for me.
"Ah fuck." I start to run.

 

[Broken Orange]

Waking up from getting knocked out when I fell in the crater, I get up and notice Knife and Sam fighting. It was very epic. however, the Queen is stalking the two of them while they were distracted. Panicking, I get an idea. "boy, I sure did FALL for that trap!" I duck just in time to avoid a pun-exterminator Tomahawk from landing in my skull. I grab it and throw it at the Queen. Doesn't kill her, but it did piss her off. She lets out a loud roar. She ignores the two of them and runs straight towards me. "Ah shit, you were suppose to run away, not chase me!" I get out of the crater and as I hear an loud crash, which could be an elevator, and starts to run.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I stop running once I realize that the Queen is chasing Orangette. I turn round and stop to help her. I start running towards them. Once I get to the Queen, she turns round and lets out a mighty roar. "Gum gum" Both my hands fly back, "BAZOOKA!" WHAM! both hand s hit the queen hard in the faxce, she goes flying through the air and lands hard on the ground, not dead, not unconcious, but away from us. I help Orangette up "We're gonna have to work together."

 

[Broken Orange]

"Fuck that!" I grab Fury and throw her at the queen. Using this moment of distraction, I discover my gravity machine (thought i forgot about that?) and as i am about reverse gravity, The Queen has Fury in her hands about to bite through her head. "Time to switch things up." As I press the button, A pun-exterminator fork stabs me in the eye. "Gah, my eyeball!" and I fall over.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"GUM GUM GATTLING GUN!" I rapidly throw a volley of hard punches at the Queen's face, she falls backwards and her grip on me is released. "OH NO YOU DON'T! YOU UNGRATE FULL BASTARD." I stick both thumbs into my mouth and inflate them. "GUM GUM!" I rab Orangette. "3RD GEAR TOSS!" I throw Orangette at mach speed at the Queen, Hitting them hard against each other, hurting them both. The Queen gets up and grabs Orangette whist I run away towards Samantha and Knife's fighting.

 

[Broken Orange]

Spoiler: i turned off gravity

"Fuck that!" I grab Fury and throw her at the queen. Using this moment of distraction, I discover my gravity machine (thought i forgot about that?) and as i am about reverse gravity, The Queen has Fury in her hands about to bite through her head. "Time to switch things up." As I press the button, A pun-exterminator fork stabs me in the eye. "Gah, my eyeball" and I fall over.

I am getting held by the Queen, we start to float through the air. She loses her grip, but she still bites my face off.

 

[CINN4M0N]

As the new comer takes in his surroundings, he notices that everyone is fighting their own peculiar, yet epicly sweet, battle. It's clear that there are so many kinds of pacts and truces and disputes going on, that he couldn't possibly comprehend the web of allegiances in this place. Also, he hears all this talk about a mother-fudging queen, akin to the one he saw on Aliens last night. Not wanting to get involved or disturb the delicate ecosystem that is this thread, he turns and leaves through the door he came in. He looks to the sky, breathes deeply, and starts again on another epic adventure. Where will he go? No one knows. He is the lonely wanderer.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I notice the newcomer, CINN4MON, leavingg the Mall. "HEY YOU! IF WE CAN'T LEAVE, YOU CAN'T! GUM GUM 3RD GEAR TOSS!" I Repeat my actions toward Orangette on CINN4MON and throw him into the One Piece store. "Oh fuck... Don't grab the Noro Noro fruit..."

 

[CINN4M0N]

Our new hero, unaware of the significance of fruit, takes a hold of a bunch of grapes and throws them almightily at Fury in retaliation to his unprecidented attack. And is astounded to learn that fruit......?

[sub] help[/sub]

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I Shall finish Cinnamon's sentence!
OT: 'And was astonished to learn that fruit had no significasnt meaning, because Devil's fruit are all just like one big fruit, like oranges. He just threw a bunch of grapes which splattered on Fury sending him into a blind rage!'
"GUM GUM." Leans backwards. "JET GATTLING GUN!" My arms fly at supersonic speeds, too quick to be seen, and bombarde CINN4MON with bone shattering force in each punch. They slowly slide him backwards as I unleash the finishing blow! "GUM GUM 3RD GEAR BAZOOKA!" I quickly inflate my hands and throw them backward and clench them into fists, then throw them hard and grab the top of CINN4MON's open mouth. The force of the blow rips his skull in two.

 

[CINN4M0N]

CINN4M0N may still not understand what Fury is talking about what with "Devil fruit" and whatnot, but he does understand that his fruit was not very effective. Standing with a quizzical look on his face as Fury spurts off episodes of "GUM GUM"s and "3RD GEAR"s, he is obliterated by the aforementioned flurry of devastating attacks, and falls limply to the ground.

After having waited 20 pages of narrative before making a grand entrance, only to be torn to hell, CINN4M0N is filled with rage. He has even broken the fourth wall, for which he shows no remorse. He respawns in the produce department, hot with wrath, and takes up a lemon. With a clean slice, he cuts the lemon inhalf, taking one half in each hand. He casts his attention to Fury, standing outside, showing a countenance that can only be described as terrifying.

With one swift movement, he thrusts his lemon halfs into Fury's eyes, who steps back with the pain.
"Now what, *****?"

Spoiler: OOC

Fury, you're not a *****, just rollin with the situation, ya know? Don't get all upset with me, k?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

CINN4M0N may still not understand what Fury is talking about what with "Devil fruit" and whatnot, but he does understand that his fruit was not very effective. Standing with a quizzical look on his face as Fury spurts off episodes of "GUM GUM"s and "3RD GEAR"s, he is obliterated by the aforementioned flurry of devastating attacks, and falls limply to the ground.

After having waited 20 pages of narrative before making a grand entrance, only to be torn to hell, CINN4M0N is filled with rage. He has even broken the fourth wall, for which he shows no remorse. He respawns in the produce department, hot with wrath, and takes up a lemon. With a clean slice, he cuts the lemon inhalf, taking one half in each hand. He casts his attention to Fury, standing outside, showing a countenance that can only be described as terrifying.

With one swift movement, he thrusts his lemon halfs into Fury's eyes, who steps back with the pain.
"Now what, *****?"

Spoiler: OOC

Fury, you're not a *****, just rollin with the situation, ya know? Don't get all upset with me, k?

Spoiler: No worries

It's an RP Man, call me whatever you like.

AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHH! YOU MOTHER FUCKER! NIGHTMARE MODE!!!!!" I begin a horrifying transformation into a hideous blue behemoth that looks much like the hulk, but with a squeaky, high-pitched voice for some reason, that throws off the whole monster nightmare thing. "NIGHTMARE TRANSFORMATION COMPLETE!" I say with my squeaky, higher-pitched than the chipmunks voice. CINN4MON's jaw drops in awe and terror. I leap high above CINN4MON. "GUM GUM STOOOORM!" I shoot down a Gum Gum Jet Gattling gun with my hulking, rubber, muscles and completly crush CINN4MON under my tremendous power, but not without creating a hugge crater and fissure in the ground. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGH!"

 

[Broken Orange]

As Fury is yelling, the Queen comes from behind and bites in to Fury's arm. He yells out in pain. but before he can say any more, the Queen tears him in half. As I am watching this, I realize that my gravity machine didn't work, so I tried to reverse gravity again...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I respawn in the One Piece store again. "How'd she rip me in half? I'm made of rubber. Hmmm.... I wonder if you can have TWO Devi's fruit powers...." I grab the Hana Hana fruit and try it out. I immediatly can grow hands, eye's, arms, ears, and noses anywhere within a 300 ft radius of myself. "Sweeeeet." I make an arm grow on the ground in front of me and I pull it; it's rubber. "Yup, it worked."

 

[Broken Orange]

"She is just that strong" I say to Dis... i mean, Fury, as i pat him on his back.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I raise my sword high above my head and shout:
"Burn with the courage of a true warrior! Blaze against all fear!"
My body glows with righteous fire, but this fire quickly jumps through the air to incinerate the Queen with the power of the fire that rages within the hearts of the brave.

"Protect and stand fast! Stoic earth!" I shout as a diamond-like outershell encases my body.
My left arm shifts into a shining shield, while my right shifts into a large morningstar.

I adopt a defensive stance and prepare for battle.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"THIRTY GUM FLOWER BARRAGE!" I say as thirty arms sprout all over the queen and begin to bombarde her with rubbery fury, stretching out and then hhitting her with the great momentum, Almost destroying every bone in her body. "TRENTE FLEUR!" 30 arms sprout within her body and break her ribcage, arms, legs, and spine. Two arms sprout on her back and snap her neck. "Don't mess with this shit." I say as I blow on my knuckles. "Killjoy..." Says Kitsune, lowering his diamond shield.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

"Do we have to kill each other too?"
Kitsune readies his shield and lets the rock on his right arm fall off so that he can then cover that arm with fire instead.