Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Fury Is Me.]

"Why not?" I say "But i'd rather not kill you immediatly, so i'll let this battle prolong itself." I then proceed to throw my arms out and let 2 more pairs grow out the side of my body. "Bring it fox boy."

Spoiler: OOC

Please prolong this fight for a bit.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Spoiler

No problem

"My name is Kitsune, Captain of the Redfang ninjapirates. Nice to meet you!"
The fire on his right arm stretches out strangely and quickly, striking less like a blade and more like a bladed whip of flame, although the strike is powerful by the standards of most veteran soldiers, it is cautious, with the intent of 'testing the water'.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"GUM GUM 6 PISTOLS!" I say throwing back my 6 rubbery fist in preparation of a devestating attack. My arms fly forward towards Kitsune and he blocks with his diamond shield, but the impact itself nearly fractures his arm, but it doesn't, I, on the nother hand, don't take much damage bein made of rubber and all, but the jagged edges of the shield do cut into my hands. I retract the damaged, copy arms, and sprout new ones. "Not bad." I say. "You too." Says Kitsune.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

"Time to mix things up a little."
Kitsune smiles.
"Wind and water! Twirl upon the world and leave peace in your wake!"
The rock crumbles and the fire dies out, leaving Kitsune's body free to transform into a combination of water and wind. Because of this change to being made of non-solid matter, the fractured arm doesn't hinder him anymore.
"Blink and you'll miss it."
He flies into the sky, then slams down on Fury with the force of 11 Tempests, attempting to shred his body with impossibly fast winds and then crush what's left under tonnes and tonnes of water. It most likely won't kill Fury, but it'll hurt like hell.

Spoiler

I've gotta go now. I might be on tomorrow.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: OOC

K, cya.

I'm getting rushed by tons of water but what he seems to have forgotten is that I am made of rubber, I simply flatten out under the pressure and let the ground take all the force. This doesn't save me from the shredding winds though, As I stand there, crushed like a pancake, i'm being cut all over, multiple deep lacerations are made. Finally, Kitsune stops. "OW! DAMNIT! TAKE THIS! GUM GUM PISTOL!" I shoot my hands into the wall and grab a live wire, being made of rubber, it doesn't effect me. "Heheheh... GUM GUM PISTOL!" I shoot my hands out at Kitsune and the wire touches him, electrocuting his water portion.

 

[Broken Orange]

The queen lays broken, mostly dead. however, she is not a normal xenomorph as it was said. She crawls to the service tunnels as there is fighting going on, with the alien ignored. She makes it to a dark room, forgotten, waiting, healing. Something happens, she isn't infertile as she thought she was. She is laying eggs. Not eggs with facehuggers, but more aliens like herself, but not as strong, but just as deadly. She may not be able to fight, but she will wait as long as she has too. She is watching her children, as they grow in their prison until they are healthy enough. healthy enough to fight, to hunt, to live. She will wait...

Spoiler: leave her alone

I have plans for her later, much later.

As I watch a ridiculous fight going on, I plan a trap. I grab a twinkie, everyone loves twinkies. Then I start to build this complex but beautiful trap that will activate once some one grabs the tasty treat. I hide in a bushes to wait for someone to spring my trap. "This seems awfully familiar. oh well. Now it is time to play the waiting game."

Spoiler: internet cookies!

if you remember this!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I, being the only person on the planet who doesn't like twinkies, ignore the obvious trap. "I can see the damn string on it..." I say.

 

[Ren3004]

I come out of the sewers for some reason and pick up a conveniently placed sledgehammer.
"Well, time to cause some pain..."

 

[Broken Orange]

"What is taking them so long?" I whine after 5 minutes of nothing. "I'm getting hungry. Hey, a twinkie!" I run out of my hiding spot and grab it. as I pull the string attached to the tasty treat, It starts a lawnmower which bumps into an ax, which cuts a rope, dropping a anvil where I'm standing. But i was standing 3 feet to the right, missing me "Boy, sure am lucky." Walking away, I take a bite out of my twinkie, but i took a huge bite and i choked on it.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I get up, a little bit fried.
"That bloody well hurt."
I dust myself off and begin charging a large amount of energy.
"Let's kick things up one more notch."
A sly smile cracks across my face as the very air around us turns black and small stars begin to appear.
"Four elements combined! Rage forth in perfect harmony!"
My fur dissolves and my body morphs, leaving a tall human in its place. My haori has been replaced with a white suit with a cape. Kamina-style sunglasses adorn my face.
"BIG BANG PUNCH!"
Faster than light, I dash at Ren, punching him in the stomach. In the blink of an eye, I am behind him, kicking him in the back as the force of 1000 exploding universes tears him apart from the inside. I land on top of a stone podium.

"Looks like he just got.... a brand new beginning."
I remove my shades as I say the punchline. A familiar "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH" plays in the background.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I take the oportunity of Kitsune being human to destroy him. Within seconds, 30 arms sprout on him and begin to pummel him with their rubbery wrath. Then 30 more sprout in his body and snap everybone in his body. It doesn't matter if he can transfom, nothing can fix that, and he has so much internal bleeding, he will die. I decide to leave him there to suffer.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

"White hole shield. Forces contained."
I use the force of a white hole to absorb my wounds into a glowing white vortext around my right hand.
"Black hole cannon. Force released."
I unleash that energy in the form of a black blast of anti-matter, doubled in strength. It heads straight for Fury, sucking in matter as it travels across the space-time continuum in less than a blink of an eye.
"And I'm just getting warmed up." I say with a smile.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I quickly move out of the way of the on coming anti-matter but not before touches my elbow, exploding in a violent singularity. I respawn in Hot Topic and try this again. "TRENTE FLEUR!" 30 arms sprout in Kitsune's body and snap all his bones once again. "DEUX FLEUR!" 2 hands sprout on his back and snap his neck, killing him. "Hmph."

 

[Marsell]

rig a power to a circular cheese grater and car battery.
spawn in hot topic and skull grate Fury from behind.
moving to capture Cotton candy machine. (for 20 points)

 

[KitsunetheFox]

An ominous voice booms.
"Every end is a beginning. And every beginning is an end!"
I get back up, snap my bones back into place and disappear in the blink of an eye.
I reappear right behind fury, a black sword of antimatter held in one hand, while the other grabs him by the shoulder.
"Big bang ultimatum."
I ram the sword through Fury's chest, and in the millisecond it piereces his heart, I dash around him faster than anything in existence, slashing and hacking at him with my sword, causing small explosions to erupt across his body, before reappearing behind him and stabbing him once more through the chest, causing a small black hole to form inside of him, which then begins to rip him apart. Molecule by molecule, atom by atom.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I respawn In the One Piece store once again and grab the Noro Noro fruit. I hide myself in the roof above Kitsune. "NORO NORO BEAM!" I say as a purple beam fires from my hand and hits Kitsune. The Shelp Photons already work their magic as Kitsune, even at light speed, is slowed down to that of a baby's crawl. I just simply Stay where I am and make a hand grow on his back and steal his antimatter sword and use it to cut through him 3 times then jab the word into his gut. He has 15 seconds left before the Shelp Photons wear off and all the force inflicted on him rushes in at once, but for now, his side is being ripped open very slowly. "14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0" As I say zero, Kitsune basically explodes as the cuts break him into pieces and the black hole caused by the sword sucks him into nothinness. "FEEEE fefefefefefefe." I laugh. "Whoa... where the hell did that laugh come from... Oh well. FEEEE fefefefefefefe." I laugh again.

 

[Marsell]

grab cotton candy machine,
runn to capture point

 

[KitsunetheFox]

"I guess you never learn eh?"
I pat Fury on the back.
"I don't think you grasp how fast I can truly move right now. Let me show you."
I grab Fury, and before he can even think of running, I thrust my hand straight through his chest. Antimatter then coats the hand that attacked him, and then releases a giant blast of anti-matter energy from within him, obliterating him again.
"Stay down if you know what's good for you."
I whistle and walk away.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"Just how damn strong are you? You managed to shove your hand through a rubber man." My voice echoes throughout the mall. My hand shoots down and grabs Kitsune's head then releases a Noro Noro beam on the rest of his body. I twist my arm and snap his neck, and because the reost of his body is now moving slowly while his head and neck is not, when my hand comes back to me, it rips his head off. I take his head, know that somehow he's still alive and say, "Well well, how the tables have turned." "Indeed they have." Says Kitsune with a smile on his face. I throw his head down on the floor of the ventiation shafts, where i'm hiding, and then inflate mt foot and stomp on his head, crushing it. I then pull out a flamethrower and cremate the remains. Then I slap the ashes into a box and ship then to Iraq via airline travel, I then throw them out the plane so that they spread all over the country, never to be reunited again, then I go back to the mall and dust off my hands. "All's well that ends well."

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I poke Fury in the back of the head.
"You missed. By the way, I just took a level... in completely broken badass."
I pull out a gun and shoot Fury in the head several times. For some reason, this blows his head off.... killing him.
Then I freeze the corpse with incredibly cold water, then smash the brittle remains.