Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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Go to a bug store and grabs some bug spray and a lighter. I notice mcgroobber generically cutting the twilight fan. I raise up the spray and place the lighter in front of the spray and catching the both of them on fire.
(I don't like Twilight, I was the Nukie in the Nuke my avatar thread, really, go check round 11.)
Shoots Broken orange.
Shoots Broken orange.
Uses Gomu Gomu no Jet Pistol on Broken before he even reaches the peak of his leap, It shatters his face.
One of the shots hits my rubber chest and is caught and is shot back at mcgroober. "Seriously guys, stop trying to use bullets on me, it's not gonna work."
I respawn in the Awsome-Yet-Impractical store, Picking up a blackhole gun and a pair of super-boots. I stroll out onto the banester and see Groob use fists of the trash compactor on Fury.
I activate the magnatise option on my boots, gluing me to the floor and shoot the wall behind Groob with the BHG , sucking him into an abyss.
"Why don't you try and regenerate from that"
I activate the magnatise option on my boots, gluing me to the floor and shoot the wall behind Groob with the BHG , sucking him into an abyss.
"Why don't you try and regenerate from that"
GIGA! DRILL! BREAKER!
*Bursts through the floor in a bursting light, killing Knife-28 instantly*
GIGA DRILL MAXIMUM!
*Explodes into drills, killing a truck-load of random people*
*Bursts through the floor in a bursting light, killing Knife-28 instantly*
GIGA DRILL MAXIMUM!
*Explodes into drills, killing a truck-load of random people*
We are team Dai-Gurren! We will never run!
*Drills through Demon ID with a HYPERGABILLION DRILLS*
*Drills through Demon ID with a HYPERGABILLION DRILLS*
Slams fist onto ground, causing it to crack in a 20 foot radius, puts other hand on left leg. I spread my legs out and begin to push down on them. My rubber legs respond by crunching down, gathering all the blood in my legs at the time and pumping them back up. I've turned both my legs into temporary hearts, so now my bloods pumps three times as fast, I am able to withstand it because all the flesh in my body is rubber. My speed has increased 30 fold, allowing me to travel at supersonic speeds. "Now you all will die." I Kick off the ground and flies to other side of the mall in less than one second and wait in hiding for the right timing...
"Sorry mate. But I... have the will to fight on and you don't."
"MY-WIFE-IS-THE-BEST-IN-THE-UNIVERSE-SWING!"
I grab Fury by the head and swing him into the sun.
"MY-WIFE-IS-THE-BEST-IN-THE-UNIVERSE-SWING!"
I grab Fury by the head and swing him into the sun.
"SORU!" I shout right before I leave earth's atmosphere. I kick off the air itself and move too fast to be seen, and hide in waiting, where no one can find me, for the right time...
(I was hiding, You didn't even post where you found me, you just said you threw me into the sun... C'mon.)
(I was hiding, You didn't even post where you found me, you just said you threw me into the sun... C'mon.)
(I was a vast multi-dimensional entity when I threw you, I operated solely on the rule of cool).
I sit down and smoke a cigar.
I sit down and smoke a cigar.
I respawn in a store filled with videogame gadgets, I take the grappling hook from Just Cause 2 and stroll out of the store. I see Kitsune and using my grappling hook, pull him over the railing, causing him to hit the grounf with a sickening CRACK.
I grapple to one of the walkways crisscrossing the roof of the mall. I look around and see a sniper rifle laying next to a large pool of dried blood."Hmm, Deja'vu" I say as I pick up the rifle and, seeing Deamon ID, shoot him between the eyes.
"Now that's*Puts on sunglasses* a blast from the past.
I grapple to one of the walkways crisscrossing the roof of the mall. I look around and see a sniper rifle laying next to a large pool of dried blood."Hmm, Deja'vu" I say as I pick up the rifle and, seeing Deamon ID, shoot him between the eyes.
"Now that's*Puts on sunglasses* a blast from the past.
I kick out from the Marble Slab at the other end of the mall and destroy the enttire West wing with the shockwave, and fly right in front of Knife, before he even notices I'm there, I Jet Gattling Gun his face then Grab Kitsune and Slam him into the ground, head first, at 700mph.