Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Knife-28]

I respawn in the DOOM store and construct a mech suit out of nothing but BFG 9000's. I walk out of the store and see Fury slam Kitsune's dead body (Didn't you notice I alredy killed him?) I blask the living **** out of him. When I stop shooting him all thats left is the smell of burnt rubber.

I then proceed to destroy the One Piece store.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Kitsune respawns.
"Face the death of worlds and fear! Blaze! Zuul!"
My sword erupts into a fiery 9-headed demon dog.
"Seek and destroy."
Zuul roars, opening a rift to the underworld, which unleashes endless hordes upon Knife-28, ripping his armor apart as they sacrifice themselves in a blinding explosion of energy.

Zuul then proceeds to barbeque Knife-28 with his fiery doombreath.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"YOU WANTED TO DESTROY THE ONEPIECE STORE!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????? RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! STRAWHATS! ASSEMBLE!" The whole Strawhat crew shows up and we unleash a devestating combo on Knife riht when he respawns. I jet gattling gun him while Robin breaks his back, while Nami shoots lightning on him, while Zoro uses his 108 pound cannon on him, while Franky Strong Hammer's his face, while Usopp fire Firebird Stars, while Chopper goes all Arm Point on his ass, and while Brook uses a Humming Ten Steps on him. "600 MILLION BERI JACKPOT!" Knife is reduced to nothing, even his atoms no longer exist.

 

[Knife-28]

As Kitsune watches as Knife is pumiled, a round object the size of an orange, falls and hits him on the head. As he picks it up, he sees the words 'Thus I Refute Thee!'scrawled on it. The bomb explodes before he has time to blink. It sends a shockwave across the mall, knocking all the fighters on their behinds. While most of the fighters are unharmed, Knife(I respawned) is knocked into the hole caused by the managers random rocket firing.

I swear and sit up, holding my head. "What the hell was that?" I stand up and look around. "Looks like I'm going to be down here a long time."

Spoiler: OOC

Don't kill me please, I have plans.

 

[Broken Orange]

Broken Orange goes to the Dragon Age Magi store and learn "Anti-Magic Burst". I pull it off and now no one can pull off magic. HAHAHAHA!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

My powers are not magic, think of it more as a demon living inside my body... I Jet pistol Broken Orange in the face.

 

[Broken Orange]

I respawned in an church store and grab an exorcisms kit. I sneak up on fury and knock him out. I tie him down to a pentagram. After some chants and holy water, Fury's body starts to stutter and a spirit burst out of his body, turning him into red mush and demon less.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"MY NORO NORO POWERS ARE GONE!" I scream. "... Oh well! I still have the Gom Gomu and Hana Hana." I Jet Pistol Broken in the face and send him flying out the roof of the mall, I then cover myself with demonic artifacts to protect myself from another exorcism.

 

[Claymorez]

I hug Sirbrightside to death! (I AM BACK)

 

[Broken Orange]

"FALCON KICK" i say as i come out of nowhere to kick Claymorez in the head. "Good to have you back"

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I stab Broken Orange in the head with my katana.
My katana then transforms into Sonic the Hedgehog, causing the head of Broken Orange to explode violently.
"Hey Sonic, do you have anything special to say?"

"Yes. If someone touches you somewhere you don't want to be touched, then that's no good."

I shake hands with Sonic and prepare to use him as a projectile/melee weapon.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

As you prepare to throw Sonic, I whistle and get Brook in here, who simply crosses your path while humming, and takes around 6 steps, then begins to put his sword away. "Humming ten steps... YAHATSUGIRI!" Brook completly puts his sword away and Sonic gets cut in half, seemingly out of nowhere. (Incase anyone's wondering, which I doubt it, Yahatsugiri means "Arrow notch strike")

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Sonic gets back up.
"I had another ring!"
Then he pulls out the 7 chaos emeralds and proceeds to completely beat the crap out of Brook, to the point where there is nothing left... at all
"Believe it!... Wait, wrong show."

Sonic picks up his lost rings, and I proceed to chant.
"Bind through the heavens. Shield of the true fate."
A blue glow surrounds my body.

 

[Knife-28]

"Um hello" I yell "Did everyone forget I'm here." I sigh and sit on a rock.Suddenly I hear a CRACK! and freeze up. I slowly turn around and see and empty wall. I let out a sigh.I feel something heavy hit the back of my head and see the ground rush up to great me...

Spoiler: OOC

I was just knocked out by an alien. So don't kill it.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

"Nothing to do but watch the clouds. Why oh why are they hidden in shrouds?"
I began to laugh in a deep voice before evaporating into a dark haze with two feral eyes in its center. The mist quickly dissipates into nothingness.

"Never rely on the eyes that tell you nothing but lies." echoes through the mall.

 

[Claymorez]

I get a vacuum cleaner and hoover up a dark haze i see nearby then cry a tribal war cry and kill it with fire! i.e. throw it in fountain. The enthalpy of the electricity passing through vacuum cleaner and causes the haze to demolecularise and die! Then I run off skipping as I go.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

A small white rabbit hops in front of Claymorez. It's face is so cute that he cannot resist gently petting it. The rabbit then proceeds to bare a large set of fangs, that quickly devour Claymorez in a frenzy of blood and gore.

"Before anybody asks. I did it for the lulz... and the fact that people are tasty!"
I then poof into nothingness (no smoke cloud) and wait for my next victim.

 

[Claymorez]

A small white rabbit hops in front of Claymorez. It's face is so cute that he cannot resist gently petting it. The rabbit then proceeds to bare a large set of fangs, that quickly devour Claymorez in a frenzy of blood and gore.

"Before anybody asks. I did it for the lulz... and the fact that people are tasty!"
I then poof into nothingness (no smoke cloud) and wait for my next victim.

Spoiler: OOC

.....I killed you and you reverted to your original form.....

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Spoiler

I respawned.

The invisible white rabbit waits, hungry for blood, souls, and Jaffa Cakes.

 

[Claymorez]

I go to the Tom Clancy shop and get some thermal vision goggles and a pair of carrots, and set off on a holy crusade to kill the evil rabbit, and run into the android store and program some killer robots. Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms! Who will defy us!

Spoiler

any one get the reference?