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Claymorez

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KitsunetheFox said:
Evil laughter echoes throughout the entire world.
"Foolish human. I, hold the true power."

Can't Touch This begins to play and the master ball glows. Then it explodes into an erupting pillar of fire, leaving Kitsune in its place, completely unharmed.

"Prepare to die mortal."
I do the M.C. Hammer slide, causing electricity to burst forth from the ground beneath Claymorez.

9pm GMT possibly, but 9pm any other time, probably not. It's already 16:25 over here.
I am in the UK also so 9pm means 9pm! :p + call me clay in the game and ill call you fox it just speeds things up if you don't mind?

Hope you don't mind me escalating our epic battle - feel free to do the same as I did for your character so long as it is sensible, doesn't have to be as long, just keep building this up with me

The shock wave hits me full force and I am send flying. My upper garb is shredded, leaving me in tattered clothing.

I land face down on the ground, head facing down as though prostrating before my lord and master.

The music stops.

Nothing happens for a moment. Confusion clouds Fox's face.

Finally I raise my head slowly, a grin unfolding as I raise my eyes to lock gazes with Fox.

Fox looks back, shocked at what he reads in the eyes that stare back at him. He had expected fear and defeat to be smothering Clay's eyes by now. But that isn't what he sees. In-fact he see's none of this. Clay's eyes had changed from their normal dark brown into a cloudy murky white.

He is blind

Fox realised subconsciously. However the realisation was a passing thought. A ghost, barely registered. No instead what occupied Fox's attention was the way those blind eyes looked at him. They seemed to pierce him and gaze deep within. They looked at him as those he was separated from this world. Detached almost.

Fox hated the way they drew his attention, the white globes almost drawing him in. For a passing second Fox felt a small shiver run through him. All of his instincts screaming at him to kill Clay, to gut him and kill him where he stood. He was undefended after all. What could a mere mortal do to harm him? Who would stand in the face of his mastery of the demonic forces of the Mall?

But Fox couldn't move. It was as thou he were paralysed.

Fool, look at what you have done

Clay thought as he began to rise from the now once again dull and decrepit dungeon floor, the WEIRD SCIENCE's Fox had employed having receded after escaping the poke-ball.

As I rise, blood drips steadily from my missing ear, it's serrated edge now crying tears rather than rainfalls. My muscles that had groaned in protest moments before seemed to relax, the tension lost from them.

I do not feel fear as I assemble myself to full posture, facing Fox down defiantly. I allow him to see my once again Blind Eyes. Mockingly deceptive to the reality of their condition.
I feel a cool run over me, an inner calm, a heightened sense. Something within me unfolding and being released again.

I had done my best to seal by seer's curse. The reminder of who I had been in a past dimension. To lock away and forget myself, to throw myself into a new personality and life. I had spent many year away in the darker and tranquil recesses of the Mall in meditation to achieve such a state. But evidently it was not to be. And the memories hit me like a tidal wave. Ruthlessly and emotionless in their penetration into my mind's eye, making me relive it all. Making me remember it all. Ren, Sam G, SirBright side. I remembered them all then. It all returned to me in that second. All but one thing. One sentence echoed in my mind, resonating, keeping secret one memory.

Betrayer...

In truth, it was I who was betrayed.


But why and by who?

I look down at my bare chest and see the marred symbols there, mutated by the shockwave's blast.

I look at Fox and I can see the doubt on his face, thou he hides it well. I see he knows I am now changed and different but not how or why. I see the tiny subconscious movement of his hand as it sways in anticipation. I see the shiver that runs through him like a winter cold. I see his eyes desperately trying to look away from me, to deny the illogical nature of me 'looking' at him. I can now see it all.

I then speak softly almost like a whisper. But the words, razor sharp, slash through the air and violate Fox's eardrums. They are impassive. Patiently spoken words. Sculpted almost in their conception.

"Still, I am hunted. Still, I am hated."

I shoot forward, my feet barely touching the ground, almost like a bird gliding. My blinding speed taking Fox by surprise. I halt, next to him. My head materialising next to his ear like a spirit summoned and whisper:

"Now, my blind eyes can see what others cannot."

I faintly recognise Fox's reaction as he finds the will to move and react. But he cannot get there in time. I am too fast. To like a force of nature. Undeniable.

My grip on his arm deepens and carry's on. The sickened groan of his cybernetic augmentations, whining in pointless denial and they compact effortlessly under my grip.

But the effect is not because I have grown strong. No it is because I see the bindings in the arm. I see the loose panel underneath that threatens to give way when pressure is applied properly. And I do so.

The arm comes off entirely. Blood and oil shooting forth from his now vacant shoulder in a primitive chaotic dance and settling on the ground. Martyrs of events that have occurred.

To Fox's credit he doesn't shout in pain. He doesn't stop or hesitate in casting his remaining arm towards me. But I had seen that to.

I feel them bite into my side as I dance away confidently. Deeming the exchange a fair one.
Had It been anyone else, the move would have been fatal. But instead they marked me and latched onto thin air.
 

Claymorez

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Broken Orange said:
BO watches, eating a pretzel and drinking a smoothie. "What the hell just happen?"
Well I came back and then decided to bring back 2 elements I felt were lacking on past 2 pages or were fading from what made the original mall fight so much fun - satire mixed with good story telling. Plus I felt we needed to develop this story arc! So I unleashed my diabolical writing skills on the game for a while :p hope you liked it!
 

KitsunetheFox

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"Together at last. Two unstoppables colliding in time. Together."

Fox laughs. And laughs. And laughs. And laughs. Then gets up.

"Who the hell do you think I am?" he shouts as Clay while in a dramatic pose.

"DAI-GUNZAN!"

Two impossibly large warships sprout out from where Fox's main set of arms used to be.

"DAI-GUNZAN ULTIMATE ATTACK: BIG BANG BARRAGE!"

An even more impossible amount of lasers, missiles, torpedoes, energy blasts, beams and flaming midgets fly out from the various gun emplacements at a beyond impossible rate. They explode right in front of Clay's face, knocking him back through time itself and delivering a multitude of near-mortal wounds.

"COME ON IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH!"
 

BloodyThoughts

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I jump on Rains back and start punching his head while screaming, "THE FLYING MONKEY STOLE MY WEAPONS!"
Then, I grab a piece of paper and start giving Rain paper cuts.
 

BloodyThoughts

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While falling down the stairs, I regenerate all broken body parts, get up, and throws a pokewalker at Rain.
"See how much you can level up my Treeko, would you?" I then proceeded to play Pokemon.
 

KitsunetheFox

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"PATENTED KIT-CLONE!" I shout, causing a clone of myself to appear in another area of the mall.
The clone draws its sword and readies itself.
"As we said. Come on if you think you're hard enough."
 

Claymorez

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ninja'd ill edit

My wounds heal as fast as they are inflicted. Truly I am the sum of all men.

I flip as the missiles explode backwards and make it look as thou I had been taken surprise.

I then rush forward using my lightning fast speed to get in close. I see him prepare his illusionary clone to confuse me. But my eyes see it for what it is and so I ignore it.

The warbirds dive to intersect and when at the last second it seemed as thou they would impact and kill me in a suicidal kamikaze run. I leap upwards, using the inertia from the blast to propel me towards my target.

Falling down wards towards Fox like an avenging angel I whisper a command to manifest a white toga robe about me. But in truth it was less a bit of cloathing as part of me. During my stay in the recesses of the mall I had integrated my entire body with a nano-bot coating so that I could change my appearance at a whim not to mention the fact that they are nearly indestructible and afforded me my super sonic speed.

I did not know Fox well. But that didn't matter I must eliminate him. Eliminate him and then find and eliminate the Betrayer. To me, Fox was an annoyance to be removed.

I thought all these things as I rocketed down and smashed my arm into his knee, causing the grav processors that allowed the suit he wore to bare his weight to cry out in agony.

I then followed up by ripping one of the grenades on his body and casting it behind me, destroying a sizeable number of the mobile gun sentries he had layed down on my left flank.

Then I cast myself out of his path as more lasers shot harmlessly around him and calculated their trajectories. Such a system would have taken years to create and build. Such a weapon would win a being nearly any bought. For absolute calculations fed Fox's armoury it would seem and that his power lay in his manipulation of technology.

However, computer's process logic. I defined logic, as I defined all actions. I can see all the thread of fate around people bar my own. I can influence them in most terrible ways. A friendly smile can mean death to who groups of people, rather than prosperity by walking past.
Fox's technology was a mastered symphony of gunfire and technology but my movements were the conductors reminder's in this performance.

So I dodged the hail storm of energies weaponry and awaited the next time when I could get in close. As although I can see events before they happen briefly, it doesn't mean I can change all of them.
 

KitsunetheFox

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"MY POWER LIES IN SHEER AWESOMENESS!" I scream as lasers blaze everywhere. "SO SCREW YOU!"

"DAI-GUNDO!"
My arms shift into two quickly rotating armadillo-like shells.
"DAI-GUNDO ULTIMATE ATTACK: BLITZER-BASH CHARGE!"

I rush forward, spurred on by the spirits of eons of fallen warriors, then I smash both shells into Clay's face, grinding his head into dust in a fraction of a millisecond.

"IF I DON'T BELIEVE IN SOMETHING, IT CAN'T EXIST! IF I DON'T BELIEVE THAT I CAN LOSE... THEN ALL I CAN DO IS WIN!"

My whole form glows with an ungodly might as I continue pounding Clay with the rotating shells, grinding more and more pieces of him into dust.
 

Claymorez

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Fox pauses as he see's I am trying to say something. The combination of nanobots and regeneration keeping me alive under his mighty onslaught.

"I foresaw this. Shame you didn't for-see me. Farewell".

At that moment, victory shone on his face, he let his guard down. I smiled and then brought my hands to my face, the nanonbots flipping over so that I became an onyx black form, shielded.

All this took was but a second. Then the grenade I shoved into his suit, where his heart was, as he had come in close to me went off and the scene was smothered in white light.

After a minute and when the smoke cleared Fox was dead! His brain splattered across the mall floor.

I got up, feeling the burning sensation on my skin as my bones realigned. And then walked off into the surrounding darkness. The gibbons moving out of my way.

Now to find the Betrayer
 

KitsunetheFox

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"I told you. If I don't believe I've lost, then I haven't."
My body reforms like clockwork.
"Lagann impact"
I raise up my one arm, which is now a drill. The drill shoots out stabbing Clay in the back.
"We're not done yet!"
The drill rapidly withdraws back to me, with Clay still on the end of it. The drill itself forms into a giant claw and holds Clay tightly. No matter how hard he tried, Clay can not get away, it is as if the two beings (Clay and Fox) are no one being completely under Fox's control.
"As I said. TOGETHER!"
I scream in Clay's face as all the energy that makes up my body explodes into an infinite number of energy drills, killing both Clay and Fox simultaneously in an outburst of pure unadulterated awesomeness.
 

Claymorez

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KitsunetheFox said:
"I told you. If I don't believe I've lost, then I haven't."
My body reforms like clockwork.
"Lagann impact"
I raise up my one arm, which is now a drill. The drill shoots out stabbing Clay in the back.
"We're not done yet!"
The drill rapidly withdraws back to me, with Clay still on the end of it. The drill itself forms into a giant claw and holds Clay tightly. No matter how hard he tried, Clay can not get away, it is as if the two beings (Clay and Fox) are no one being completely under Fox's control.
"As I said. TOGETHER!"
I scream in Clay's face as all the energy that makes up my body explodes into an infinite number of energy drills, killing both Clay and Fox simultaneously in an outburst of pure unadulterated awesomeness.
One of the rules is that we gotta lose out powers for a while now or it just becomes GOD war and its no fun. And nice retaliation :p
 

KitsunetheFox

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I was inspired by the Djinn (Yeah, he totally said "F*** you" to Medusa from Clash of the Titans and Gurren Lagann. And I'm totally fine with being mundane. Time for kick-ass swordsmanship instead.

The clone waits, noticing that the original is dead.
Fox-clone draws its sword and prepares for the next foe.
"Though my blade may be sharp, my wits must be sharper."
The clone twirls its katana in anticipation.
 

Claymorez

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I re-materialise in the sewers. My memories lost once again. And I wonder out of them and head towards the icecream store...
 

KitsunetheFox

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Kitsune notices the newcomer.
"Hey! You there! Do you want to team up and fight crime? Equal-partnership I promise!" he shouts into a megaphone at Clay.
 

Claymorez

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Claymore, remember nothing but his name. And decided he better make friends if he hopes to understand the world he find himself in.

"OK" Claymore shouts to Fox, waving towards him.
 

KitsunetheFox

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"Cool! You're codename shall be Captain Awesome! And I shall be RedFox! Have you got any ideas for the team name? I was thinking Awesomeness Incorporated!"

Fox ninja jumps to where Clay is and then tries to shake his hand and smile so that his teeth glint.