Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Claymorez]

"ME" I cry brandishing my bloody trophy (SirBrightside's arm), and then beating fury to death.

 

[Claymorez]

Lucky I was wearing a scarf! and Sirbrightside's arm is stupid and so it only knocked me unconscious. I then awaken a moment later and run after the arm "IT WILL BE MINE!"

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Kitsune respawns as Magical Trevor.
"Oh Yeah."
I begin to saw Sir Bryghtside in half with a stick.
"You might think, my new trick is sick. Sawing a person, in half with a stick! It once was a person, now it's in two. Oh look, oh dear, it just did a poo!"
Sir Bryghtside is dead when I stop singing.
"Oh look what happened I've summoned the Kraken!"
The Kraken bursts through a wall and gives me a thumbs up.
"Oh he's causing havoc! If I'm not mistaken his face is a haddock!"
The Kraken does the moonwalk.

 

[Claymorez]

I gain ground - man for an arm its fast! It must have run track in college.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

The Kraken reaches down, grabs a hotdog stand and empties the contents into his gullet.
"That was tasty."

"YOU CAN TALK?" I scream.

"Of course I can. I have a degree in Ass-Kickery from the University of Coolness." says after swallowing the last of the hotdogs.

"Wow. There's a lot more to the Kraken than I thought there was."

"Yeah, I'm pretty deep."

 

[Claymorez]

The kraken then eats Fox and moves on to its next victim.

In the mean time I have lost ground to a stupid hand!!! and it is bleeding!

 

[KitsunetheFox]

The Kraken begins to shudder, and suddenly a smile erupts all over his face.

"Magical Trevor can never die!"
The Kraken-Trevor's hands glow and lasers shoot out, turning random things into chocolate.
"Taste the magic of the PEWPEWPEW!"

 

[Claymorez]

I round a corner and the hand climbs into the ventilation shaft...Guess there is only one thing for it...I follow it in!

 

[Ren3004]

When I reach down on my mech, the Daleks seem to have disappeared. However there seems to be a Kraken loose on the mall. I turn my macaroni cannons on and start shooting.

 

[Claymorez]

The hand has lost ground. It seems to be claustrophobic...However was we slowly tango along the ventilation system in procession I begin to wonder...Why is the hand still alive!

 

[Claymorez]

.....I watch in idol fascination as Sirbrightside confuses me with the arm from the teddy-nade I used to kill him earlier...What could he be planning with that mad furry arm?

No time for that any way so I carry on shuffle-boarding after the hand.

 

[Claymorez]

By now the hand and I have been traversing the ventilation system for hours, my torch's light went out and I have had to use smell to tell my direction - I amend my previous description of this hand It is Olympic gold fitness!

 

[Claymorez]

THE HAND IS MINE

I cry when I finally catch it. I exit the vent and head for a sewing shop!

 

[Claymorez]

Me and sirbrightside realise with horror that he has yet to master the use of his new arm and the person that suffered from his attack was....THE HAND

"noooooo"

I cry and start strangling sirbrightside.

 

[Claymorez]

"Sirbrightside I have 11 toes!!! What is happening"

I cry, hopeful that someone understands this.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

spawns at the food court*

Hmm..What have we here?

*Picks up Tabasco and A-1 sauce bottles and loads their contents into a squirt gun*

Alright, lets dance!

 

[Claymorez]

"Door? You mean like the one I just opened?"

I indicate the door sirbrightside pointed at.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

The Kraken roars!
"Foolish mortals! I am invincimable!"
Kraken-Trev slams his fist down into the mall, killing Sir Bryghtside.
"ANCIENT LASER BEAM POWER!"
Laserbeams shoot from his face, exploding stuff.

 

[Broken Orange]

Sitting on a bench in the lobby, finishing up my snack, I watch all of the action. Once I finished my mall treat; I get up, throw away the trash and grab the Katana at my side (grabbed it right next to the juice shop). "Time to get busy." Broken Orange than held the sword in a offensive way, and charge Kraken-Trev and jump-slice at him.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I walk away from where claymorz beat me. Apparently, still no one listens when told that they can't beat a rubberman to death, or heat him, or shoot him with lightning. I Jet Pistol him in the face.