Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Claymorez]

Using the oppertunity brokenorange gives me I rip off sirbrightside's armour and then use it as a bludgen to smash his face, and then shove it down his throat in an attempt to kill him.

However I don't check to admire my handy work and instead throw myself ontop of broken orange.

"My popcorn! Not yours!!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I fall in at 2000mph into SirBrigghtSide's dimension and slam my fist on the ground rigght before impact, the force destroys the entire stadium and leaves a crater in the ground. "You fools will now know thee horrors of my dimension!" I Raise my hands high in the air and a large black balls forms and quickly expands to swallow us all. We're then transported to a huge mangrove rising out from the sea. If you look out towards the sea, there are sotmr clouds ravaging the skies, serpent currents flail wildly and humongous sea monsters swim in plain sight. "Welcome to the Shabody Archipelago". I run fast and punch Claymorz hard in the face. This songg starts playing.

Also, on an unrelated note, if anyone would like to join my new rp, here's a link.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.190456-The-Age-of-the-Eclipsers-Apocalypse-RP

 

[RockyH]

I Take Control of a zombie army and charge the battle scene, setting all my zombies on Fury, before doing the robot dance.

 

[Ren3004]

A strange feeling overpowers me soon after Sir disappears from sight. I fall down and everyone else looks at me. I can't look at them... I can barely keep my eyes open...

"I sense a disturbance in the Force."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

FALCON PAWNCH! *All the zombies ggo flying back at Rory Hosty*

 

[Claymorez]

The impact of the blow against me seems to make my very essence shatter and like a thousand red cherry blossoms I am blow in all directions, scattered into the wind of the surrounding world. My last sight is that of Ren, as he falls to the ground, mouthing his silent warning. Then I lose all sight, all taste, all smell, all sensation.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

The impact of the blow against me seems to make my very essence shatter and like a thousand red cherry blossoms I am blow in all directions, scattered into the wind of the surrounding world. My last sight is that of Ren, as he falls to the ground, mouthing his silent warning. Then I lose all sight, all taste, all smell, all sensation.

(What impact? The punch I gave you?)

 

[Claymorez]

The impact of the blow against me seems to make my very essence shatter and like a thousand red cherry blossoms I am blow in all directions, scattered into the wind of the surrounding world. My last sight is that of Ren, as he falls to the ground, mouthing his silent warning. Then I lose all sight, all taste, all smell, all sensation.

(What impact? The punch I gave you?)

Spoiler: Fury

Yes the punch you gave me this game has some silly scenario's but no law I can justify other than pointing out your terminal velocity is less than 200mph - would allow me to survive the impact from a person falling at 2,000mph!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

The impact of the blow against me seems to make my very essence shatter and like a thousand red cherry blossoms I am blow in all directions, scattered into the wind of the surrounding world. My last sight is that of Ren, as he falls to the ground, mouthing his silent warning. Then I lose all sight, all taste, all smell, all sensation.

(What impact? The punch I gave you?)

Spoiler: Fury

Yes the punch you gave me this game has some silly scenario's but no law I can justify other than pointing out your terminal velocity is less than 200mph - would allow me to survive the impact from a person falling at 2,000mph!

(I is made of rubber, is all good.)

 

[Claymorez]

The impact of the blow against me seems to make my very essence shatter and like a thousand red cherry blossoms I am blow in all directions, scattered into the wind of the surrounding world. My last sight is that of Ren, as he falls to the ground, mouthing his silent warning. Then I lose all sight, all taste, all smell, all sensation.

(What impact? The punch I gave you?)

Spoiler: Fury

Yes the punch you gave me this game has some silly scenario's but no law I can justify other than pointing out your terminal velocity is less than 200mph - would allow me to survive the impact from a person falling at 2,000mph!

(I is made of rubber, is all good.)

Spoiler: Fury

Less commentary more RPING

 

[Fury Is Me.]

(Alright then) GOMU GOMU NO JET FALCON PAWNCH! *Claymorz died*

 

[Broken Orange]

"*Yawn* I grow bored of this gum gum jet shit, let us see what else is going on in the ma..." But he didn't get a chance to finish his sentence. There was a white light, then nothing. Then everything! I woke up from nothing and everything and found a N-gage. "God, that thing was a piece of crap." I picked it up and threw as far as i could.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn in the Build-your-own-Mech store and build this mech. After I slap a coat of black paint on it, I burst through the front of the store. "EAT LASER" I yell before I realise the mall is deserted. "Oh god damn it!" In my rage I fire all 20 of my heat seeking rockets into the large mystery hole.

 

[Claymorez]

I am floating in a dark place. OR perhpas it is totally light...I can no longer tell..

All sense of time is lost all sensation gone - I am drifting but where?

 

[Ren3004]

"Claymoooooooooorez! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I yell, upon seeing Claymorez getting blown to bits by Fury. Enraged, I grab a lead pipe lying next to me and get up.

"My name is Ren30004. You killed the creator of this game. Prepare to die."

 

[Ren3004]

I jump out at Fury and knock him on the ground with the pipe. Standing on top of him, I start by breaking one of his arms, then nailing the other to the ground with my lead pipe. Leaving him defenseless, I start punching him in the face until it looks like a half-eaten pizza left in the dumpster for 3 days. Finally, I take the lead pipe out of his arm and take my final blow at his head, crushing it.

 

[Claymorez]

I begin to walk out of the dumpster, when I hear a huge explosion. Luckily, my armour protects me, and I notice myself crawling out of the rubble, and some kind of soul rebuilding the mall.

I take this moment to walk up to the soul and talk to her.

"Hi!" she says.

"Wait... have I seen you before?"

"Probably not - to be honest, I'm not actually your sister."

"I never said you were."

"Yes you di- wait, who the hell are you?!" she exclaims, noticing that there were two of us.

"Shut up a second, I need to get back to the other mall. The real one. I'm guessing that this one is a kind of coma induced dream?"

"Wait - other... mall? I only ever built one!"

"What, you built the original mall?"

"Yeah. I am the greatest builder in all the land."

"Whatever," I say, whipping out a shovel and hiding underground for a while.

Spoiler

Sirbrightside You are allowed to visit the god store and come back to our mall for a cross over arc special in the mall fight story

 

[Ren3004]

I drop the pipe to the floor. Looking at my bloodied hands, I say "That felt good", and then look at the rest of the people around me.

"I want more..."

The focus cuts to another scene, before showing a group of people being violently killed by me and the last survivor on the floor, begging for mercy.

 

[Claymorez]

I sense something in my void. An intrusion. A danger. But I cannot respond....I simply wait....floating as before...

 

[Ren3004]

"Please... I just want to get out of here... I have a fam-" The man is interrupted by the sudden appearance of a lead pipe in his skull.