I respawn in the "Naked chick [small]and falling anvil[/small] emporium". I drool for about three seconds before being crushed by an anvil. I respawn for a second time in the "smelly frat guy emporium". I curl into a ball and cry.
Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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I respawn near the malls front doors. As I walk into the cheese store I hear gibbon calls. As I strain to hear them I walk towards where the noise appears to be coming from, the front doors. I open one of the front doors and look outside. After a few moments I slowly close the and run towards a conviniently placed elevator. I bearly make it halfway before the sound of shattering glass fills The Mall and an army of flying gibbons stream throught the windows above the front doors.
"Is it just me, or is this mall less crowded? Maybe if this was a newer mall, more people would be here."
*HINT HINT*
"OMGWTHBBQ Why does that person have a chainsaw?"
*HINT HINT*
"OMGWTHBBQ Why does that person have a chainsaw?"
I hear explosions and chainsaws, so I decide to get up and see what it's about. I see Sister (who I would still totally nail) ripping people apart with her chainsaw of death. I run very, very fast to the nearest gardening supply store and tie together two chainsaws to a pole to fight Sister with. I turn it on and we stare each other down. It's in-fucking-tense. She swings, and I block with the pole, and when I swing, she dodges. We fight for about two minutes before I finally hit her with the pole. She starts to cry. "Ho my god, I'm so sorry, I just, I mean, I'm such an ass. I really shouldn't... have... done... fuck." I say as she slowly get's up and chases me with twenty chainsaws. I hide in the "convenient hiding spot store" and wait for her to go away.
As I reach the elevator All the Gibbons suddenly fly out of the mall. As I look around in confusion I hear the clunk and hiss of a mech. As I look around to see where it's coming from I see a shadow.
I swear and get back in the elevator and press the first button I see. As the elevator starts to rise a giant Mecha-Gibbon smashes through the skylight and lands on the Convenient-Hiding-Spot store.
The Mecha-Gibbon see's the me in the elevator and gives a roar, before picking up a piece of rubble and throwing it at me. I watch in horror as piece of rubble comes closer and closer, until is sails over the elevator. I turn around and see the piece of rubble sails in the other direction dragging with it a steel chord... I swear a second before the elevator is dragged along after the piece of rubble.
I swear and get back in the elevator and press the first button I see. As the elevator starts to rise a giant Mecha-Gibbon smashes through the skylight and lands on the Convenient-Hiding-Spot store.
The Mecha-Gibbon see's the me in the elevator and gives a roar, before picking up a piece of rubble and throwing it at me. I watch in horror as piece of rubble comes closer and closer, until is sails over the elevator. I turn around and see the piece of rubble sails in the other direction dragging with it a steel chord... I swear a second before the elevator is dragged along after the piece of rubble.
As I get crushed by the mecha, I realize this was the least painful way to die at the moment. I respawn in the sewers of the mall. "Great, a sewer level." I say before trudging along.
As I an being charged, I reach for a crowbar a silent hill character left behind and swing. I then realize crowbars to jack shit to crocodile and run. I am almost immediately eaten.
I spawn in WEAPONS 'R US and quickly transform into a 15 foot tall demon with glowing red eyes and an unholy shield. I grab 2 Gatling guns and Dual Wield them, out to cause mayhem.
*respawn in a wal-mart*
"Da Gum, This mall has every thing doesn't it? Ooh, a shopping cart!"
I then jump in it and grab an oar that is just lying around and start playing rowboat.
"Da Gum, This mall has every thing doesn't it? Ooh, a shopping cart!"
I then jump in it and grab an oar that is just lying around and start playing rowboat.
While Sir is being choked, I take advantage of the situation and start punching Sir in the gut.
"This *punch* is *punch* what *punch* you get *punch* for breaking *punch* my Rowboat! *Knee to groin*"
"This *punch* is *punch* what *punch* you get *punch* for breaking *punch* my Rowboat! *Knee to groin*"
Then, out of nowhere, I leaped out from the shadows and onto Ren's head. I kept stabbing him in the head.