Lepre-Khan used his amazing SCIENCE! to build a giant zombie ninja pirate monkey robot and used it's giant zombie ninja pirate monkey robot awesomeness to stomp on Xandus117 until he was nothing but blood and gore.
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Hey! That mean guy's ass was my grass! Said Lepre-Khan before commanding his giant zombie ninja pirate monkey robot to smash ren to death with it's giant zombie ninja pirate monkey robot hands.
[HEADING=2]And now, the conclusion...[/HEADING]
The Mecha-Gibbon continues it's murderous rampage towards me, crushing Lepre-Khan's (Clearly inferior)Zombie-Ninja-Pirate-Monkey-Robot under it's feet. I clutch my arsenal, consisting of a ring of 7 Fallout 3 Mini-Nukes in one hand and a Fatman in the other, as the Mecha-Gibbon comes to a grinding halt, kicking up clouds of dust as it does so.
With on daft sweep of its paws it picks me up and and brings be towards its face. It lets out another earspliting roar, covering me in flecks of grease and oil. I bring the arm holding the mini-nukes up and wipe my eyes as the Mecha-Gibbon starts to squeeze it's fist tighter. "See you in hell you SOB" I say as I pull the pin on the Nuka-Greande located at the center of the Ring-O-Nukes with one hand and fire the Fatman down the Mecha-Gibbons gullet with the other.
The mini-nuke launched from the Fatman explodes and a tougue of flame erupet from the Mecha-Gibbons mouth, a heartbeat later it is joined by a second as the nuka grenade explodes, setting off a chain reaction that causes the 7 mini-nukes in my left hand to eruplt in glorious light, vaporising me.
The Mecha-Gibbon teaters on it's feet for a moment, then falls backwards, Knocks over the replica TARDIS and sends Ren's body flying. Out of Rens pocket, the Ipad with an application for making gun noises slips out. It skids along the ground a few meters before it falls into the hole the Manager made 10 pages ago...
Well that was longer than expected...wayyyyy longer.
In a faraway office, Steve Jobs falls to the ground and says "I sense a disturbance in the Apple. As if an iPad cried out in terror and was silenced."
Meanwhile, respawn in a strange place. All I can see are rows and rows of shelves filled with videogame weapons. I look up and see what's right in front of me.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
filler
To be continued...
Meanwhile, respawn in a strange place. All I can see are rows and rows of shelves filled with videogame weapons. I look up and see what's right in front of me.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
filler
To be continued...
I respawn in the Statue store almost instantaneously after I die. I take two steps before I'm knocked of my feet and into a statue by the combination of the Mecha-Gibbon hitting the ground and 7 mini-nukes. There is a shower of sparks and the light's in the store all explode. I dust myself off and see in the dim halflight that the the statue I was knocked into started a donino effect causing the angle statue at the end to be knocked into the electrical socket. I turn around and go to open the door, behind me I hear the fluter of wings. I turn quickly but see only statues. I turn and open the door again but before I can exit I feel a pair of hands touch my neck. I look down and see a pair of stone hands. I blink, but my neck in already snapped...
"Gah, to many Un-Americans around! Can't...Stand...It! Time to do my patriotic duty!" Ramthundar cried, ripping off the pins of all the grenades. He then had his bear reared up to strike a heroic pose.
"Aren't you just copying the terrorists now?" Xandus asked, still smashing in his enemy's head with his pet alligator.
"NO! THIS IS AMERICAN! FUCK YEAHEAHEAHLALALALA!"
Then they all exploded, like this: BOOM! WHEEEE!
"Aren't you just copying the terrorists now?" Xandus asked, still smashing in his enemy's head with his pet alligator.
"NO! THIS IS AMERICAN! FUCK YEAHEAHEAHLALALALA!"
Then they all exploded, like this: BOOM! WHEEEE!
furious over being ignored I pull out 5 sticks of dynamite and in rapid sucession light them with the cigar in my mouth before throwing them the other occupants of the mall. I sit back and enjoy my cigar while they scream in horror as they're all blown to hell
Suddenly, I crash through the wall next to AgDr with a kick, and continue flying towards his face. Suddenly, time slows down like in the Matrix. "BOOYAAHAHAHA!!!!" I scream as rubble flies from the hole in the wall the I JUST broke through. Then time ggoes back to normal and my foot slams into AgDr's face and pounds it into the ground, crushing it before my awesomeness.
I respawn in the Security Office and remembering how I died last, I walk over to the main security console and start typing in commands. In no time a mesage has begun to broadcast all over The Mall.
"Don't Blink, blink and your dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away and don't blink. Good luck...
After making sure that the message is on a continuous loop, I barricade the door to the security room and hope The Angels cam't breakthrough the door.
"Don't Blink, blink and your dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away and don't blink. Good luck...
After making sure that the message is on a continuous loop, I barricade the door to the security room and hope The Angels cam't breakthrough the door.
It's never to late tojoin the crazyness that is MALL FIGHT.
Also very appropriate avatar.
Also very appropriate avatar.
On one of the security camera feeeds a see a newcommer emerge onto the first floor landing. Befor I can get a message to them I hear somthing start to bash on the door to the Security Office. Well at least the lights are still on. I think to myself a moment before the lights flicker and die. Well I brought that upon myself. I think as I hear the door being bashed open and a pair of hands fastening around my neck...
Afte getting slapped by a total pansy, I begin to glow.
"AAAAAAAA!!HAAAAAAA!!!!" I sound like i'm constipated.
Then my hair turns yellow and stands up and I start gglowing a whole lot.
Then I go all super-saiyen on PurpleSky's ass and blast him with some beam from my hand.
"AAAAAAAA!!HAAAAAAA!!!!" I sound like i'm constipated.
Then my hair turns yellow and stands up and I start gglowing a whole lot.
Then I go all super-saiyen on PurpleSky's ass and blast him with some beam from my hand.
Enraged by the brick the crashhed against my skull, I fire another beam from my hands at Zirat, turning him to dust.