As my head is ripped apart it is stitched back together with spiral energy. The reason you say? Spiral energy *****, that's why. I suddenly grow sunglasses like Simon at the end of Tengen Toppa Gurren Laggan. "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?" I yell before I grow a drill on my arm and drill Fury's stomach like a big daddy.
"SHIIIIIiii..." I say as I die. I respawn in the ridiculously overpowered weapons shop and grab the Spur gun and charge it to max, then fire a giant laser at Clogged with it.
I respawn in the Mutigen store. Sporting a grin I scavange the shelves, grabbing ones that take my eye. I walk to the back of the store and one by one inject the mutigens into my bloodstream. For a few moments nothing happens and I start to get up to leave but as I reach the from of the store my body starts to convulse. I fall to the floor, knocking a few viles to the floor in the process. My vision start to blur and the whole world turns to blackness...
This time, Ramthundar respawns as a mother-f*cking Ninja near the Man's Kitchen: Grilling Great Gourmay while Grunting!. Dashing in, he prepares himself. When he had fully prepared himself, he came out, his dark eyes searching the cursed mall for a worthy opponent.
Wandering through the shadows (like a mother-f*cking Ninja does), he spotted one of the odd angels, this one claiming an odd looking boy. He climbs the wall (how? mother-f*cking ninja is how), leaping at at the angel from behind. He pulled out his weapon mid-air, plunging it into the angel's neck. They both careened to the earth, hitting it with a meaty thump.
Ramthundar dusted himself off, pulling his spork out with a quick twist. He then kicked the angel over, avoiding the eyes till he made sure he closed them. Before moving on, he opened his victim's mouth, placing a single piece of fried bacon on it's mouth. With his opponent now having an honorable death, Ramthundar jumped back into the shadows to find another victim.
I respawn back in the Ridiculously Overpowered Weapons shop and take my God-Blade and look for Sir. It's easy cause he's laughingg his ass off right where I died. I walk a little closer, but not close enough for him to see me, and slash the sword. Along the arc of the swing, a spirit flies from the sword and slashes are being made all around him, as soon as he makes contact with Sir, Sir gets engulfed in a tornado of millions of slashes and get reduced to dust.
I respawn back in the Ridiculously Overpowered Weapons shop and take my God-Blade and look for Sir. It's easy cause he's laughingg his ass off right where I died. I walk a little closer, but not close enough for him to see me, and slash the sword. Along the arc of the swing, a spirit flies from the sword and slashes are being made all around him, as soon as he makes contact with Sir, Sir gets engulfed in a tornado of millions of slashes and get reduced to dust.
No god weapons allowed sorry! - I'll let you use it the one time
The blade Fury hold's explodes and he dies for his angering the Mall Fight Gods - Plantha (of mindless killing), George (of the mad gibbons), Bah'l (of mad inventors).
I get up from crying in the Smelly Frat Guy Emporium and head back into the mall, a rock hard meatball sub in my hand. I see and angel to my left and right as I exit the store. "What did I tell you? You'll need a Doctor Who can fix death if you're going to get me." I say before I crush both of their heads in a delicious meatball explosion. I then head to the place where I spawned and see sister again, who is still thoroughly bangable, floating around.
"FUCK THIS SHIT! NO, SERIOUSLY, I'M LEAVING THIS DAMNED MALL RIGHT NOW BEFORE I AM FUCKING IMPALED BY A REALLY HOT CHICK THAT JUST HAPPENS TO BE FUCKING CRAZIER THEN CHARLES FUCKING MANSON! WE, ARE, LEAVING!" I yell as I walk to the doors, which are covered in zombies. "FINE, I *cough cough* I can't talk like that. I can deal with some zombies, nothing too new. I've played dead rising." I say as I pick up a conveniently placed chainsaw and open the door. A zombie grabs me, but I'm good with quick time events and am able to get out of the door, steel a car, and drive off with Boston's "More then a Feeling" playing in the background.
"I'll make my own mall, with blackjack, and hookers, actually, forget the blackjack, and the mall." I say as I speed away. I then see the mall again. "IT'S A FUCKING LOOP! THIS ENTIRE WORLD IS JUST A FUCKING LOOP LEADING BACK TO THIS FUCKING MALL! Well, I guess this is the best place to get answers. Might as well look around." I say as I ram my car through the front door and jump out with dual pistols in hand. Everything goes all slowmo and I start to shoot at the angels. "Screw it, I'm going to find a person to shoot." I say as I walk into the mall, looking for anyone to fight.
I respawn in the Sonic and grab a lemon slush before I leave and pull out Nemesis! My favorite gun... CAUSE IT SHOOTS FIRE!!!! I find Clogged and use Nemesis to burn him to cinders. Because it's a machine gun, NEMESIS ROCKS!!!!
this is it...
Skip ahead to the 9:00 part to see it.
"Good lord what happened?" I say as I get up, "I remember Angels, Knife, and a hole but not much more..." I look around and not only my new iPad, but a staircase the main floor through the back of the Bookstore. I head back up and into store just in time to see Clogged's mental breakdown in the Twilight section "No one deserves this, I must save him!" I say as I turn my buzz-saw and start to tear into all of the products around me.
"Thank you, I owe you my sanity, and possibly my life. You may have my sword." I then hand Zirat a sword. Not MY sword, just a sword. "Now, we fight! [sub]Test your might![/sub]" I draw MY sword and strike a dueling position. "My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
"Now your quoting 'Princess Bride'? I think I may have came too late, but if a battle you want I will be happy to oblige!" I say as I take a stance opposite of him.
I duck the strike at my chest and do a sweeping kick at Zirat's legs, only to get my face sanded by the sander. I don't die, which is probably the worst part, and make a stab at Sir.
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