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Zirat

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"Hells bells" I mutter from a dark room "First my cool new tentacles ae chopped off then someone drops a chandelier on me, repeatedly and now I have no idea where I am!' I say and sit down at a nearby desk "At least like before those babys carry over into respawn or else I'd be pissed..." I mutter as I lookoutside and see an ominous fog near a pointed rock store "looks promising" reach in the desk, get a thinking grenade and throw it into the store...
 

AgDr_ODST

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Oct 22, 2009
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I shoot out the glass on store display of the store that Zirat and (insert name hear) are in and and toss a fire bottle(molov Cocktail for you simpletons) at them
 

Knife-28

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I respawn in the Red Faction store. As I look around the shelves I see THE GOLDEN SLEDGEHAMMER.I pick it up and walk out of the store. As I see ODST Shooting a hole in Sir's stomach, I run over to him and smash his head clean off, sending it flying into the hole the Manager made 12 pages ago.

I then fly off into the sunset, a few seconds later I fly away from the sunset with a large lump on my forehead.
 

AgDr_ODST

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Oct 22, 2009
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after respawning beside my own head *pauses monologue to puke* in a store that among other things sells telescopic sights and weapon scopes. I cheat and attach a modern scope to my bolt action Carano. I test out the scope in just the right time and place to see Knife flying back toward the mall with a large lump on his head. feeling like challenging myself I take aim and while not using dead eye and shoot the lump off Knifes head in such away that its gone but he's not dead. "your welcome" i mutter as I wander into the vault 101 replica to search for a pip boy and some of the lone strangers weapons
 

AgDr_ODST

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Oct 22, 2009
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Knife-28 said:
AgDr_ODST said:
after respawning beside my own head in the telescopic sight store.
Um, you might want to reread my previous post.
Knife-28 said:
I run over to him and smash his head clean off, sending it flying into the hole the Manager made 12 pages ago.
I saw it. I also saw that it said there were many holes made in the mall so I figured I could respawn in the store in which my head landed though the telescopic sight part is NOT a mistake on my part, its a store that among other things sells weapon scopes but weapon scope sounded boring so I changed it up a tad.

EDIT: I went back and fixed my prior post so that it makes more sense and or fits.
 

AgDr_ODST

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Oct 22, 2009
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after dodging the n00bs attack, I respond to SirBryghtside telepathically
(I dunno about the "manager-sister hybrid".)
(But I was what from I understand in one of multiple stores in the mall that now have holes in them.)
(Due all that hubub from 12 or so pages back.)
 

CloggedDonkey

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Sorry, I thought this had died.

I respawn in the freezer of a fast food restaurant. "Where am I? What happen? How long have I been gone?" I check my watch (which has a handy date on it) and see that I have spent twenty days respawning. "Twenty days. I've been gone twenty days. Ho well, I don't even remember what I was doing. Something involving-hey, look, an angel statue. Hi mister angel statue! What's your name?" I say while waving my hand. I then turn to sneeze and get killed. I respawn in a casino and start gambling all of my money away.
 

Fury Is Me.

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I sneak up behind Clogged and a smile, holding my hands behind my back, my eyes are blank.
"Do you remember me?" I say.
 

CloggedDonkey

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"I don't. I have been gone quite some time and don't remember anything." I examine the man. "You do look familiar though, maybe I knew you in another dimension (wink wink), but not in this one. Say, got anything to do with those angel statues everywhere? I saw one when I first got here, and now I can see that they're everywhere."
 

Knife-28

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I crash through the one of the casinos windows. As I dust myself off I notice Clogged, Fury and ODST looking at me.
"Um...what's up"
 

Fury Is Me.

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"Hello knife." I continue my innocent smiling. "So... You don't remember me? Mhmhm!" I pull out a syringe. "Well... You will... Mhmhmhmhm." I walk slowly over to Clogged. "Don't worry, I forgive you for what you've done..." I stick the needle into his arm and inject the fuid into him. (Did I mention that my uy is a girl now? That makes it creepier.)
 

Fury Is Me.

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"Hehehe. You can't save him now. I hope he enjoys his halucinations. He'll kill himself before the end of the day. Hehehehe!!" I grow a devious smile and my eyes widen as I pull out another syringe. "You're next!"
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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I trip on the floor, bang my head, die, then respawn right above Fury, killing him.