Enraged that the brick did'nt kill Fury is Me, I used my portable nuke launcher to blow Fury is Me up!
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I respawn in another part of the mall, by again, falling down from nowhere, except this time the Pitchfork comes with me"Okay, good, I really need to avoid events like that again," I say walking away from the scene "He-e-ey an Ipad" I grab it and continue on my way looking for someting better to kill Fury with than my Pitchfork
Enraged that Khan blew me up with a nuke, I respawn in the Genesis weapon store and blow up the Earth with him on it.
The Earth respawns in the same place as before. In the brief moments before the mall materializes, I walk in, dressed in COG armour. Seeing Fury, Zirat and Khan fighting in the centre of the mall, I shoot a rocket at the ceiling, destroying it. While they try to dodge the falling debris, I aim my Hammer of Dawn at them, and a giant laser beam comes down, destroying them.
Respawning i the usual manner (ie:falling) I land in front of a oriental weapons shop and loot a Meteor Hammer from the display case "This'll do nicely" I say swinging it a couple times and smashing a nearby pillar. "And wheres my iPad?" I yell, it then falls and hits my head, I take it and begin the hunt for Fury
I respawn in the ridiculously overpowered weapons shop and grab Excalibur and a big ass buster sword, which I can weild in one hand, and begin the hunt for Zirat.
I Respawn in a antique shop, after a crusory look around the place I see nothing of extreme interest but a strange Statue in the back if the room,it seems to be of an Angel, i cautiously back out of there keeping an unblinking stare on it until I turn the corner into another Store of Powertools "These will work just fine" I say as i pick up a wireless buzz-saw and make my way out, not noticing the Angel Statue has moved outside of the Antique store
As I walk in the mall I see nearly a thousand angels in the "Large open area emporium". I grab an i-Pod that I totally had with me and press shuffle.
Tonight,
I'm gonna have myself
A real good time!
And the world
Is turning inside out,
yeah!
I'm floating around
In ecstasy.
So don't stop me now.
Don't
Stop
Me
Now.
"I'll really make you weep, bitches." I say as I close my eyes and take out my staff. As the angels approach I start to swing with my mighty weapon of impracticalness. I hit a few with my swings, decapitating them with the blade. I open my eyes and swing the weapon around to the side with the shotgun.
I fire at the ones that have turned to stone, shattering them. I close my eyes again and quickly reopen them. Several of them are in a line, into with I fire the spear point of my staff. "I bet there's no Doctor Who can fix that. And if there is a Doctor, Who is he?" I say. I then realize I would punch someone in the mouth if they said that in front of me and start to run away from the horde, only to be stopped by MOTHERFUCKING CTHULU. HOLY FUCKING SHIT And get eaten. I respawn in the food court and start to gorge myself on bubble tees.
Tonight,
I'm gonna have myself
A real good time!
And the world
Is turning inside out,
yeah!
I'm floating around
In ecstasy.
So don't stop me now.
Don't
Stop
Me
Now.
"I'll really make you weep, bitches." I say as I close my eyes and take out my staff. As the angels approach I start to swing with my mighty weapon of impracticalness. I hit a few with my swings, decapitating them with the blade. I open my eyes and swing the weapon around to the side with the shotgun.
I fire at the ones that have turned to stone, shattering them. I close my eyes again and quickly reopen them. Several of them are in a line, into with I fire the spear point of my staff. "I bet there's no Doctor Who can fix that. And if there is a Doctor, Who is he?" I say. I then realize I would punch someone in the mouth if they said that in front of me and start to run away from the horde, only to be stopped by MOTHERFUCKING CTHULU. HOLY FUCKING SHIT And get eaten. I respawn in the food court and start to gorge myself on bubble tees.
I respawn back in the ridiculously overpowered weapons shop and pick up Excalibur and my buster sword again before spotting a statue of an angel. I approach it was smile. "It's so beautiful..." I say, smiling with my eyes closed. Then, without even changingg my facial expression, I chop it in half with the buster sword. "I hate statues..." I say. Then I put on a helmet that covers my entire neck and I o look for Zirat.
I respawn on top of Zirat's dead body. As I am about to run away and hide in the Janitors closet, I notice the IPAD OF POWER! poking out of his back pocket. I reach down and take it, before turning around and seeing that I'm surrounded by Weeping Angles. "Um...Help!" I yell, hoping that somone will hear me.
Hearing a cry for help I run over to where I heard Knife. First I see the Angels around him, then I see him standing over my dead body with my ipad. I dont say anything but I Rev up the Buzz-saw, cutt off one of their heads and tell him to follow me if he dosent want to die by angel.
Ramthundar respawns near the food court, this time as a Minnesotan Lucha Libre known as the Mighty Moose. Suddenly he spots one of the angels.
"Senior, you are going down! Don't cha know."
The Mighty Moose the angel from behind, gripping it in a headlock.
"Senior, you are going down! Don't cha know."
The Mighty Moose the angel from behind, gripping it in a headlock.
As I drink the last of the bubble tees in the entire mall, I spot a Lucha Libre grapple an angel. "Thanks for saving my ass, but you'll need a guardian Angel to get away from this!" I shout as I take out a spatula and toss it at the statue and wrestler. The angels head is cut neatly off, and the spatula gets lobbed in the head of Ramthunder.
"GAAAH!" Ramthundar cried, pulling the spatula out of his now gushing head. "YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, YOU BETCHA!"
Ramthundar rushed at Clogged Donkey, picking him up in a smooth sweep and land in the fountain.
"...who the hell you supposed to be, senor?" Ram asked, the blood loss now becoming profound. "And you're all wet! No no, can't have that! Un momento, por favor."
Ramthundar ran to Beauty Supplies and Mirrors, taking a hair-drier. Plugging it in, he threw it to Donkey, still in the fountain.
"There you go, you'll be dry in no time!"
Ramthundar rushed at Clogged Donkey, picking him up in a smooth sweep and land in the fountain.
"...who the hell you supposed to be, senor?" Ram asked, the blood loss now becoming profound. "And you're all wet! No no, can't have that! Un momento, por favor."
Ramthundar ran to Beauty Supplies and Mirrors, taking a hair-drier. Plugging it in, he threw it to Donkey, still in the fountain.
"There you go, you'll be dry in no time!"
I tackle Ramthundaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh and put both my hands into the gapping wound in his skull and rip his head in two.
"Ha, you must have never watched Mythbusters as you have to be in a very salty solution for that to work." I pick up a chair and throw it at Ramthunder's body. "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?"
"You apparently don't realize that I have the ability to bend reality... and I have ridiculous fucking strength." I say, then I "Bend reality" and appear right behind clogged and jam both my hands into his head and rip it in two.