Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[AgDr_ODST]

after having to wait far longer than normal to respawn I reappear in the Read Dead store and don a deadly assassin outfit, grab a lasso, a Colt Revolver, a Winchester Repeater and start blasting the gibbons to hell and after doing so I sit around and eat claymorez ice cream while I wait for BO to respawn

 

[Claymorez]

Spoiler

WOW In 2 days the viewer count went from 8000 to nearly 9000 ! plus major kudos to the 1000th post coming up soon!

I respawn in the apple technical development shop and start harvesting their prototype developments - "soon I will be ready!"

 

[Knife-28]

I groan and sit up, clutching my side. I gaze around, trying to figure out whats going on, when suddenly it all comes back to me. The Mecha-Gibbon, the Elevator and the fact that I should be dead and respawning. As I look around for a weapon to kill myself with I find a FatMan surrounded by several mini-nukes.

A crazy plan starts to form in my head and I pick up the Fatman and the mini-nukes. On my way to the front of the (now destroyed) store I pick up a Nuka Grenade and some duct tape. By the time I emerge from the store I am holding a ring of 7 duct taped mini-nukes with a nuka grenade at the center and in my other hand I'm hold the Fatman. I set the ring of nukes down on the ground and pull a 10mm pistol out of my pocket. I fire at the Mecha-Gibbon until the gun clicks empty. As the Mecha-Gibbon turns I discard the pistol and pick up the Ring-O-Nukes and stand rooted to the spot as the Mecha-Gibbon lets out a ground shacking roar and starts stomping it's way towards me...

Spoiler: Please read!

Well that's part 1 done, stay tuned for part 2 which I should have up tomorrow.
Also DON'T,I repeat DON'T kill me or the Mecha-Gibbon.

 

[Claymorez]

I finish assembling my weapon...an Ipad with an application for making gun noises... I laugh maniacally and walk out of the store No one stands a chance...THE SPOON WILL BE MINE!

 

[TimeLord]

I get crushed by a falling Keanu Reeves statue, ironically it was placed tediously on the edge of a fountain in the garden store. Causing a mass collapse of shovels and rakes. In dodging all of these the statue falls on my toe, causing a clot and blood poisoning.

Death takes 2 weeks, I take 16 users with me in that time.

Respawn inside a replica TARDIS

 

[Claymorez]

I run out of the apple store and charge what I consider the closest enemy. A nearby plant pot. Sacrifice to say it was an epic fight...I lost an arm...I head towards the science store...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"Back Bitches..." The words echo throughout the mall. "And this time... With avengence!!!!" suddenly, the Thousand Sunny breaks through the walls of the mall and kills two people. Then, a lone finggure hops off and does three barrel rolls on the way down before slamming his fist onto the ground at impact, shattering the ground around him in a 30 foot radius. "It's me! FURY!" He said.

 

[Ramthundar]

Suddenly, a small boy walks up to Fury.

"HI! You wanna be friends?" he asked, doing the cutey-pie stare, arms behind his back and feet scuffing the ground with that gee-willikers motion.

"Errm..."

"YAY! FRIEND HUG!" he said, jumping up with his arms out.

"Hey, back off! The judge said I couldn't be near children for another 4 ye-ARE THOSE F#CKING KNIVES?!"

Ram giggled, dropping from Fury before running off into RANDY'S MAZES: GET LOST IN OUR LOW PRICES!

 

[Claymorez]

I watch Fury die and see the child running off into the maze. I run after him ipad with gun action sound in close pursuit.

 

[Ren3004]

I jump down from a shelf, steal claymorez's iPad and run away with it.

 

[Claymorez]

The basterd I think and I turn to run after Ren and the ipad. He doesn't understand what weapon he now holds!

 

[Ramthundar]

Ramthundar peeked over the hedge maze, seeing Ren run off after his Ipad.

"UUUHHH! New friend has fun toy!" he squealed, jumping down from the hedge. He the ran to 4-Wheelers 4-Less, hoping on one before chasing after the two.

 

[Claymorez]

I pick up a dictionary that we run past and raise it ready to strike Ren down and low.

 

[Ramthundar]

"NOOO! NEW FRIEND NOT NICE! NOT NICE! blergh."

Ram spawns near the Military Mike: America? FUCK YEAH!, now a 6'5" army sergeant.

"DROP DEAD YOU FILTHY FAT MAGGOTS!" he roared, running into store and grabbing some grenades, American Flags on sharpened poles, and a majestic Brown Bear imported from the Alaskan region.

Jumping on the bear, he prowled the Mall for terrorist scum.

 

[Ren3004]

I run into the grocery store, and knock down several bottles of Port Wine. Claymorez slips and falls down.

I exit the store with a codfish in my hand, jump down, and hit Ram and Sir with it, knocking them both out.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

After a long time I respawn in the "Impractical Weapon Emporium.", Where I grab a bow staff with a sharp metal rod that shoots out on one end and a shotgun on the other. I run out to the mall to try and find some fresh meat.

 

[Lepre-Khan]

The Entire mall was then filled with the words:"NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING!"From behind the dude above me, the man scientist known as Lepre-Khan! appeared and bashed him in the head with a club shaped like a four-leaf clover.