Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[All Hail Lelouch]

I Find Fury and shoot him in the eyes with my awesome sauce gun, melting his eyes.
Nothing can beat Tabasco and A1.

 

[RockyH]

Coming out of the shadows, I grab All Hail Lelouch by the neck, snap it, and bite into the flesh of his voicebox. I take her Sauce Gun, Then I go towards the screaming Fury and Sauce gun his Face completely, before tearing out his ribs. Then I hide in the Shadows again...

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Kraken-Trev grabs Broken Orange with one hand and smushes him with the other.

Laserbeams shoot out of my face again, disentegrating Rory Hosty.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I respawn in the Halo 3 store and, for some strange reason, they have ELASTIC RECON ARMOUR! "Aw sweet." I rab the armour and try it on. I look at my hands and move the finggers around in curiosity, then I try my rubber powers and fire my arm out about 70 feet, amazingly, the suit stretches with it, and it's as hard as metal! I smash my fit into my left hand with a bi grin on my face hidden behind a helm. "Heheh... This is gonna be fun."

 

[Claymorez]

This will be my 888th post! So to celebrate here is a special post

Spoiler: Duel

I draw my light saber and march towards Sirbrightside who has trapped me in some strange dream realm.

"I will not fall for your mind games SirBrightSide!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I spawn in the Women's Bathroom
Waffles pervertedly laughs.
"Yay for my odd good luck!"

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Respawns at the Doom Store. I find that they have pet demons in pocket sized containers. I pick a Cyberdemon ball and throw it. A 7-ft Cyberdemon pops out and roars.

I jump on my pet's back and ride into the clothing department.

 

[RockyH]

Respawns inside Lelouch, tearing her apart from the inside.

 

[Broken Orange]

Respawns inside Lelouch, tearing her apart from the inside.

"Can't respawn behind (or inside) any other fighter. Just read the OP." Right before BO punched him in the throat, destroying his windpipe.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I charge through the wall and rev my chainsaw.
"COME OUT TO PLAY MOTHERFUCKERS!"

 

[Claymorez]

I run at lycanthrope and cut off his head with my lightsaber. The irony being that both me and Sirbrightside are trapped in some other dimension that occupies the same time and space as the mall. To me., it seemed as though I had just decapitated a clothing rack, in my bid to intimidate sir bright side, before charging towards him screaming:

"FOR THE LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICECREAM!"

 

[RockyH]

Spawns in a lift, going down, and at the bottom hundreds of zombies are moving towards the lift's exit. I rev my chainsaw, take out my pistol, and start fighting.

 

[Claymorez]

I Run forth and cut off sirbrightside's arm and then do a flip as he makes a swing at me.

 

[Claymorez]

I smile evilly and Break out my secret weapon as my body regenerates.

"I choose you!"

I throw an empty pokeball at the charezard and the music stops and is replaced with!

The sound of success [Pokemon theft success]

I throw the pokeball now..."GO CHAREZARD! USE FIREBLAST!"

The fire-blast blows half of sirbrightsides body off...Now it seems it is a battle of blood loss...

 

[Ren3004]

Charizard's fire blast ccidentally hits one of my mech's cannons

[HEADING=2]BOOOOOOM[/HEADING]

I jump out of the mech at the last moment, grabbing my backup macaroni assault rifle.

"Time to die, punks!!!" I say, as I start shooting at Sir and Clay.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I spawns in the Women's Bathroom. I gives a perverted smile. Quickly hides in a vent above a toilet.

 

[Claymorez]

Me, Sirbrightside and Ren seem to be falling into a strange void.

"When do we hit the bottom"

I shout in Sirbrightside's general direction, over the noise as Ren tries and fails to fall faster than terminal velocity to get me and sirbrightside within attack range.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

After hours of waiting for women to come in I get out and accidentally fall in a giant hole.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
I continue to fall.
"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
Still falling.
"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-*cough cough*-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
I land on a glass bubble breaking it.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I get a bicycle helmet, slingshot, and bag full of pebbles.

"The hell?!"

 

[Broken Orange]

I walk around, after rewpawning, and notice a big hole in the ground. I look over and notice a stadium and four dudes fighting.

"This is radical! Wish i had some popcorn right now!"

After a few minutes of watching them, the ground around the hole starts to crumble and I fall down the hole. After a few minutes of yelling and falling, I land on top of SirBryghtside, breaking my back and knocking SirBryghtside's down. His fate is unknown.