Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[KitsunetheFox]

"How about me?"
I leap out of nowhere, and tear Claymorez face off with a vicious ruthlessness. Then I disappear again.
"Oh, and I really really hate carrots. Just some advice for you."

 

[Claymorez]

The grenade I had secreted away in the carrot detonates and kitsunethefox dies tragically!

My last words are "Nobody expects the Bunny inquisition!"

 

[KitsunetheFox]

What's left of the demon bunny slinks off to the root of all evil (Disney World) to heal his wounds and regain his strength. His disappearance is unnoticed except for the mall getting slightly brighter.

 

[Claymorez]

I re spawn in the kitchen and pick up my signature weapon....."None can stop me now bubuhahaha" I call to nobody and then run off.

 

[Nexuswolf]

Appears like a robotic Arny in the tool store and proceeds to strap random sharp tools to a long chain.

Walks out into the mall to spot Claymorez. Full body swings the makeshift flail in his face, whence innumerous sharp things grind through it, leaving behind paste.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

"Hey. That was pretty cool. Unfortunately, I am bound by ancient code to kill you."
The demon bunny transforms into Bunnicas Gigantis Demonicus, then eats Nexuswolf and poops out cake. This of course, kills Nexuswolf.

"FATALITY!"

 

[Claymorez]

When neither of them is looking my 2 robbotic droids jump down like ninjas. One of them picks up my felled weapon, THE SPOON and beheads kitsune the fox and other droid then starts dancing the 'robot' because of a malfunction. With my transponder destroyed against the wall they go mad and out of control running across the mall searching for anyone and anything to kill.

5 minutes later, amongst their first victims were: a used rubber duck and a teddy bear with the name BoBo stitched to its ear.


I re-spawn on the other side of the mall to kitsune and go into the technology shop, ready to plan my next move.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Bunnyhare McRabbit respawns right next to the Claymorez, taps him on the shoulder, and then proceeds to remove his head with a FALCON... PUNCH!

He then moonwalks about a bit.

 

[Claymorez]

Bunnyhare McRabbit respawns right next to the Claymorez, taps him on the shoulder, and then proceeds to remove his head with a FALCON... PUNCH!

He then moonwalks about a bit.

McRabbit however is short sighted and what he thought was my head was infact a computer monitor and when he tries to walk away a man hole appears randomly - defying all laws of nature - and ktsunethefox isn't killed but falls into it, his company a nest of randy molesting gibbons!

Spoiler: OOC

Read the OP - you are not allowed to spawn next to people - it is not constantly kill every post - you can but it is more fun if it is not just = Spawn=>Death=>Revenge kill=>Death etc etc + I think I need to ramp up the comedy value a bit

I then jump down the hole in chase of McRabbit - I want revenge for him interrupting 'ME TIME'!
As I fall down towards him and the gibbons I call my war cry "Gillet fusion power! Shaving power in the palm of your hand!". And disembowel a nearby gibbon.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Spoiler

Apologies senior.

"Come on the you big hairy bugger! Come get some!"
I wait in the impossibly pitch-black darkness, a large knife in one hand, and a pair of Gibbon-swordchucks in the other.

 

[Claymorez]

I grab another gibbon and perform a mega punch and then grab behind me and rip a part off a gibbon's body part and throw it at another gibbon running towards me. As I do so I lie to myself, telling myself that it was a gibbon's tail I just launched and that gibbon tails aren't furry.

I then turn as another 3 gibbons latch onto my back!

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Suddenly, mad laser-gibbon-swords fly out of the darkness, cutting off Claymorez's ear.

"That's right! I've been doing SCIENCE to zem!"

I cackle madly.

 

[Claymorez]

I turn and throw off the last gibbon, and give myself a second...a micro second..Ok I don't even bother morning the ear...I then reach into my pocket and draw my light sabre - florescent pink.

"I sense a disturbance in...YOUR BAD SCIENCE"

And throw myself at kitsunefox, driving him back a couple steps with the force of my first blow.


Meanwhile the gibbons retreat into the darkness read to attack at any time...

 

[KitsunetheFox]

"You svine! I shall destroy you with.... WEIRD SCIENCE!"

I push a button on my watch, warping the tunnel into a weird fantasy place that seems drug-fueled. Then I wave my arms crazily and whoop, before ninja-kicking the light sabre out of claymorez's grip.

Finally, I scream like the villain out of Warriors of Virtue. Oh, and my eyes have glazed over.

 

[Claymorez]

I growl and try and ignore the illusion's cast by his WEIRD SCIENCE I steal my min- O look a pony!....No back on track I square my eyes at kitsunefox and chant a spell I heard somewhere.

"Maxium Erectus!"

Nothing happens but then again I expected that and so I follow through with my real attack and rather un-gentlemen like, pack a punch into his balls.

I hear a small crunch as I do so, and throw myself back.

What had I broken I wonder as I dodge another science gibbon.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I double over, and look upon Claymorez with unearthly hate. My body straightens in an unholy fashion.
"I'm in your base, kicking your ass!!!!"
I corkscrew kick Claymorez in the face, before dropping low and sweeping his feet out from underhim.
"Prepare to die!"
A gun pokes out of my crotch, pointed directly at Claymorez's face.
"Oh, and I drank the last Coca-Cola."
As the trigger compresses itself, a hand shoots out of the gun, grabbing Claymorez by the testicles, lifting him high into the air, and then slowly twisting clockwise.

 

[Claymorez]

Luckely I have learnt from my past battles and then grab the arm and use my immense strength to break it. And metal shards shoot out. My testicles safegarded by the sport's cup.

What the hell I think and then I realise he has moded himself with WIERD SCIENCE.


I then lunge for my light sabre.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I stare at the light sabre, making it explode with sheer awkward tension.
"Face my Meme style!"
4 arms shoot out of my back, each one carrying a Seaking and a Mudkip, who all speak with autotune.
The Seaking's and the Mudkips all use Hyper Beam at once, attempting to destroy Claymorez, but the autotune kind of throws off their aim slightly.

 

[Claymorez]

I fall to the ground

Spoiler

[(fyi: apologise was on another thread a mo)] Can you wait till about 9 pm for us to continue as I have to do revision

The attack dancing over head harmlessly. I realise I have no choice. I rumige into my pocket and throw a pokeball.

"I choose you magikarp!"

Magikarp used a splash attck. It was super effective. No damage was dealt

Magikarp then dies from lack of water,

"You monster", I call, "you killed bob!"

I then throw the pokeball, a master ball at kitsune. This has never been attempted on a rabbit-pokemon hybrid I wonder what will happen.

The pokeball sucks him in an wobbles side to side. I mentally press my invisible A button.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Evil laughter echoes throughout the entire world.
"Foolish human. I, hold the true power."

Can't Touch This begins to play and the master ball glows. Then it explodes into an erupting pillar of fire, leaving Kitsune in its place, completely unharmed.

"Prepare to die mortal."
I do the M.C. Hammer slide, causing electricity to burst forth from the ground beneath Claymorez.

Spoiler

9pm GMT possibly, but 9pm any other time, probably not. It's already 16:25 over here.