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And if we're really going to pedant shit up, wasn't the Greek version of his name Heracles, anyway?

What, no love for voices yet? It's so easy to fall in love with a voice, particularly singing voices. Ooooh yes...

... is it just me, or does he look like evil!Justin Beiber? Just saying.

The thing that really gets on my tits is when in disaster movies involving volcanos, somebody outruns a pyroclastic flow in a mother-fucking car. NO! YOU CANNOT DO THAT! YOU WOULD BE VOLCANO-FRIED DIPSHIT IF YOU TRIED. YOU FAIL.

Thoughts? She probably attracted a lot of flies as the evening went on. That is all.

Personally, I don't like them. I wouldn't want to go around with a model of a vagina hanging around my neck, but nor would I want to go around with a model of a penis hanging around my neck. Sexual organs are ? I think ? nothing to be ashamed of, but they're also something deeply personal and...

I kinda wanted to strangle him for having absolutely no bloody musical talent, but other than that...

I'm afraid that I didn't enjoy this video as much as the last E3 slaughter. It was still good, but the previous one was better. To be fair, though, it could just be that last year had better material, I dunno.

I hated PE with a passion, mostly because of cross-country. In my case, this involved running around the same field five or six times with everybody overtaking me or lapping me until I was the only one left going and everybody was staring at me, leaving me burning with shame, rage and...

What pisses me off is that all the new Pokémon have gone the DARK AND EDGY route. The first Gen started off kinda cute and evolved into big, bad-ass monsters. Squirtle, for example, is freakin' adorable and Blastoise was bad-ass. Nowadays, they start off goofy and end up ridiculous :|

Chocolate milkshake mixed with strawberry milkshake, Coca Cola, salt, pepper and vinegar. I drank it for a dare.

Ugh, it's this sort of thing that makes me glad that I'm A) terminally single and B) socially retarded so I don't have to deal with this sort of rubbish. I mean, really, is this honestly what women are telling men these days? Really? How the hell are you bastards supposed to win when we can't...

Am I the only one who thinks Yahtzee's voice in this video sounds exactly the same as he did in his Heavenly Sword(s) review? It's like we've gone back in time to the first few reviews. Interesting. I was looking forward to this review, and it did not disappoint :)

I'm reasonably ambivalent towards it, myself. I don't love it, but nor do I really understand why so many seem to dislike it.

Oh my God. Yahtzee, you are officially the best person ever at this time. And if you make your next review entirely in haiku, I will support you whole-heartedly if you run for President of Earth