Recent content by Griff Morivan

People who believe this tend to be ill equipped to handle the conversation. Most of the money we owe, we owe to ourselves. Edit - Totally superfluous. Holy shit, hundred posts. Yay.

Iiiii am so happy I work hard to maintain proper English usage.

Realistic or not, jRPGs tend to be more fun. THAT'S RIGHT MOTHER FUCKER I SAID IT. I love Fallout. One and two, anyway. And I like Baulder's Gate. And I love a lot of wrpgs from days of yore. But you know what has gotten worse as we push forward? WRPGs. Fallout 3 doesn't hold a candle to...

The entire Ivalice series Shadow of the Colossus edit to avoid low content warning Ivalice, primarily because it's got an amazing series of stories, but you never get the same effect the second time. Same with SotC, but even more so, because in SotC, it's got a hugely cyclical nature...

My wife and I used to fuck before almost all of my games... Never had to choose. Edited for more substance Really, I think if it's something you have to chose, there is a problem. If a dame it like, look, you either come over now and fuck and tell your friends to kiss your ass, fuck that...

Because it's me. I am Griff Mother Fucking Morivan.

Quoted for fucking truth. Honestly, I have a very hard time respecting people who don't accept evolution, but are otherwise quite intelligent. There isn't an excuse for it. And when I heard a friend of my own say that evolution is merely a 'theory', I nearly lost my shit. But, biting my...

Minecraft Steve on an RP server where in my group of guys just went on six raiding parties. I now command an army of men 20 strong, we have in our employ well over 100 dogs (mob limit is 500), and we use McMMO, where 7 of us are in the top 10 of our swords, 5 have top 10 in axes and we occupy...

I don't mind the rest of the post, since, hey, you have a right to your opinion. But this line is where I take issue. Partially because comparing those to the trailers for this, Batman and Robin was subtle. Everyone looks like they've got Cortana's glowing skin effect here, with the gamma turned...

Oh boy! The Cinema Snob went to go see Green Lantern with his buddies! -watch- ...oh... oh, okay, well... hm. But, but, I don't always agree with them! Maybe Bob will like it be- -watch- ... brbsuicide Seriously, the downright catastrophic reviews I've been hearing are...

...I don't know that I want to wake up next to the Miracle of Sound guy.

OKAY! HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE! Half Life Ep 2 ends with them dying. Gordon passes out to Alyx sobbing over the corpse of her father. Dog loses to the pimple bugs, and they come back and murder everyone. It's all over. Which works. Because Half Life 2 wasn't as much fun as the...

On a Minecraft RP server, I led a raiding party to kill an smaller village, and then conspired with each of my subserviants to knock off other members of the party until I killed the last one, all of which was Joker Bank style. I essentially played the Kurgan on that server.

Am I the only one who stopped reading in any sense of seriousness when the word 'scoring' came up? No one reviews games with scores. I'm not talking about IGN and Metacritic and other websites that less review games and more take it up their chocolate starfish for money. I'm talking about...

When I was fifteen, I decided that my father should not be my namesake. So I chose a name from a book, Griffen, and said everyone must forever call me this now. I just made Morivan up. And now my real name is Griff Morivan. Suck on that, internet. -edited, because I don't want to sound...