Recent content by hardcharger

Working Designs was terrible about this. Right in the middle of a game, there would be some pop culture reference. It would take me right out of the game.

+1 The hell? I can't drink this. I drop a half drank fifth of whiskey.

I like going to ranges and firing guns, and I would like to own guns when I settle down and buy a house. Guns are a huge responsibility. You have to maintain them, keep them from children, use them appropriately, and you really shouldn't own a gun unless you understand the consequences of...

I started gaming when I was about four, so that would be 1987. Contra was my first. Then Super Mario Brothers, Duck Hunt, Phantasy Star, and Legend of Zelda.

Hell yes! I'd go back in time and join the 101st... Except I'm a girl, so I'd be stuck in the WAC, WAVES, or Women's Marine Corps Reserves. Maybe the wizard what's it could change my gender while I'm in the past...

The first game I ever played was Contra around 1987. I remember watching my mom play an arcade shooter. I think it was Hogan's Alley. That's the first video game I remember.

So Transformers 3 will be two and half hours of just explosions?

Can't I just somehow plug my Gibson into my Xbox and Rock Band can teach me to really play the song? Or should I just keep Googling tabs?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has been calling it Grand Theft Horse.

Dolphins have sex for fun. They probably like beer too.

Red Dead Rotisserie Oven Just think about all the delicious, basted, roasting chicken. Yum

I forgot about this game. I used to play it for hours just swimming around trying to figure out what the hell I was supposed to do.

I loathe both Guitar Hero and Rock Band equally. I hate most of the songs on both. If it's your favorite song, I hate it. I hate Nirvana, Muse, Interpol. Sure there are a couple Pat Benatar and Alice Cooper songs, but that's not enough.

I'm a pretty good gamer, but I got stumped by Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. I've been playing for decades, and my ego's pretty swollen. But I got pwned by an Electronic Arts game goddamnit!

I hate playing games with whiny, emotionally-inept half-wits as heroes. I'll let it slide if the supporting characters are awesome. This is usually an issue with J-RPGs.