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Baldur's Gate 2, Paper Mario, and Golden Sun an if we count strategy rpgs, then Tactics Ogre: th eKnight of Lodis

I haven't enough time to read the whole thread, I would be grateful if someone could answer me just one question: How many jokes about touching children have been made so far in the course of this discussion?

I would make a pudding that tastes like medicine. Your own medicine. This is an exceptionally bad joke, isn't it?

Max Payne. His voiceover narration sent me into fits of giggling when I was sober, I bet he is just priceless drunk. And i get to hear it all night long.

Well, i am from a small town about 80 miles west of Albany, NY. Nobody is going to know it or anything else nearby by name, so when i am asked where I am from I just say "New York." The person I am talking to never fails to say something like "Oh, you're a city kid, huh?" No jackass, i am...

How about books? Robert Anton Wilsons Illuminatus trilogy throws more strange nonsense at you in the first 100 pages than you could hear in a month spent in a nuthouse. Its got everything: secret societies, magic, elder gods, aliens, atlantis, and hippies in a yellow submarine. Its like having...

Proof that video games are bad for you!

There was some kid who i really hated who was always hanging around my friends, and he had a kinda effeminate voice. I never bothered to learn his name, i just called him "eunuch", even to his face. I usually talked about him like he wasnt even there. Also, in third grade i stabbed my best...

I think Die Antwoord is actually either afrikaans or dutch, not german.

Of all of Lovecrafts stories "The Music of Erich Zann" had the best effect on me, although its possible I was just in the right mood at the time. You can find it at http://www.dagonbytes.com/thelibrary/lovecraft/themusicoferichzann.htm As far as horror films go, I think my favorite right now is...