Recent content by Hazard12

Metroid fucking Prime. How is that not an option?

Limbo, Half Life 2 and Assassin's Creed Brotherhood. So I'm the big headed kid from Limbo fighting Dr Breen in 16th Century Rome. Sounds like basically the most boring combination of those three games to be honest.

Hmmmm...this sounds suspiciously like something I heard on Radio 4. On So Wrong It's Right specifically, though I can't remember if it was Charlie Brooker or Rufus Hound. My main concern here is that someone else loves that show too. I'm going to go with Hellraiser hooks. If you don't know...

Most of them are very harmless. But the whole thing's just having fun really; it's fun to get together over a similarity and grumble about something different. Some of them are stupid though. Personally I find the annoyance about 'oftentimes' funny. Now I don't like it because it seems...

Prestidigitation. Literally means magic tricks performed for entertainment. Can be used for a more abstract sleight of hand in speaking.

Ezio Auditore. I'm gonna give it to Alcatraz again. The gun's hard to trump.

Why are people still registering their opinion that they don't think he's right? I mean yeah, it needed to be said but 15 pages of people going "NO!"? Doesn't the first page kind of cover it?

Two words: Charlie Brooker. That is all.

It generally depends on when you catch me. While in a relationship and in very regular contact with my girlfriend, I get all cocky and think I'm above that animal bullshit. If I'm in a relationship and we're separated for significant amounts of time, I'll concede a twitchy feeling sets in and...

Yes I take them seriously, no the review very rarely affects my decision to buy a game. He's not trying to help you decide if you should buy a game; the point is more to raise aspects of the game for discussion with other people who've played the game. Its primarily game criticism in that sense...

I'll add all Terry Gilliam films to this list. Although that almost feels like cheating because I know quite a few people who like them and they're essentially announced as "I want many of you to hate this and some of you to love it". I never tire of people going into Fear and Loathing though...

Kratos. Let me think about how fucked I am for a moment. Fucking ow.

The cell shaded Prince of Persia. I loved the Sands of Time trilogy, which it paled in comparison, the game was replete with baffling choices in game design; everything seemed like I should hate the game. And yet I didn't. I actually really quite liked it. Why's this surprising? That's a...

God of War 3. Just stunning.

Limbo. Ok, yeah, she'll have nightmares. For teaching her how to game it would work well. It never tries to give instructions, written or otherwise, and works on very basic principles. Or maybe the new Prince of Persia game (the cell shaded one). It's not a truly great game, but it would...