Recent content by Hiddlebits

Apparently, if you ask someone "Can i probe you anally and can you tell me the time exactly please?" they will tell you the time and assume they misheard the first part of the question. I've never tried it myself but it would be funny if it worked.

Nah, that's just perfectly ordinary paranoia, I get that too. As for conspiracies...plums are a lie? Sorry I couldn't think of anything good.

I absent-mindedly fiddle with the things i find around my computer desk. I am currently threading a measuring tape between my toes and I only just realised that I'm doing it.

Hiddlebits: The Movie! Hmmmm....thinking about it my name doesn't fit a fun movie. Perhaps a pleasant documentary series about furniture, but not an action movie. And i would so watch Necoswansons Escapist Movie just for the sheer sillyness of it.

Where I live, people tend to use the word "But" as others would use the word mate. "Oh But, howz you?" being an example of But in use. It does tend to grate the nerves after a while.

Is that you subtly trying to tell us that you think the world would be better without women because only men make people happy? See what I did there? It's like chromosomes and only men have Y chromosomes... Oh, never mind. Anyway, on topic. The world would be better without science telling...

I would say Fable 2. I love the idea of slaughtering an entire village with an axe, kicking my dog until he cries little doggy tears and then skipping merrily off home to kneecap my children. I'm just in one of those moods.

Yep, those are the ones i have done. What i did forget to ask is whether Hardcore Gamers should be something to admire/despise/pity/worship ect.

I've seen the term "hardcore gamer" used a lot in these forums and other gaming related magazines and whatnot but I've never really understood what it means. For example, I play games quite a bit (probably too much than is good for me) but i'm not really that good at them. I play most of my...

I'd like to say that I'm a sensible young lad who has never fallen into these emo or goth or whatever stereotypes most teenagers seem to fall into but the truth is that I have. I think all teenagers of today have fallen into them at some time in the past but thats because we are all pretty...

Well my name comes from a type of five-legged, 16th century stool known as a hiddle. A hiddlbit would be a small part of said stool and hiddlebits would be several small parts of said stool. Actually, thats an obvious lie. It comes from when I used to call myself Fiddlebits but decided that...

My favourate slang word is numpty, meaning silly person. The word just seems to fit the meaning so well.

If people stopped asking silly questions and just drank the damn thing then our world would be a lot happier.

I'm not sure if this qualifies as a "dirty little secret" but I can't let the pictures of people on magazines and whatnot to look at me. I always have to turn the magazine over or cover the pictures eyes or I will feel somewhat uncomfortable. As for sexual secrets, as everybody else seems to...

The League of Exrtaordinary Gentlemen is pretty good. As for manga, give Battle Royale, Death Note and Akira a try.