Due to my extensive scientific studies, tinfoil does not block out the mind control rays. You actually have to use soft iron formed into a slight triangle shape, to reflect the rays. Also, mind control rays don't exist.
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I suspect trees and plants of laughing at me behind my back. In addition, I'm frequently paranoid that people can hear the bad things I'm thinking about them. Also that I'm the only person in the entire world without the ability to read minds, and that people are just keeping it secret purely to spite me.
If it was just one eye doctor in my area I would believe you. But I've been to three eye doctors who said I need to be in eye glasses even though I have perfect vision. I have a friend who moved here from another state and he went to 4 eye doctors who said he needed eye glasses even though he had perfect vision. I have another friend from a different state and the same thing happened to him. they're working together.Sayvara post=18.73647.803522 said:
Proverbs for Paranoids:
1. You may never get to touch the Master, but you can tickle his creatures.
2. The innocence of the creatures is in inverse proportion to the immorality of the Master.
3. If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
4. You hide, they seek.
5. Paranoids are not paranoid because they're paranoid, but because they keep putting themselves, fucking idiots, deliberately into paranoid situations.
-- Collected from Gravity's Rainbow, V237, 241, 251, 262, & 292
1. You may never get to touch the Master, but you can tickle his creatures.
2. The innocence of the creatures is in inverse proportion to the immorality of the Master.
3. If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
4. You hide, they seek.
5. Paranoids are not paranoid because they're paranoid, but because they keep putting themselves, fucking idiots, deliberately into paranoid situations.
-- Collected from Gravity's Rainbow, V237, 241, 251, 262, & 292
My personal favourite theory:
Google and all major search engines are being controlled by the mysterious MIB, and therefore censor your searches on the internet from finding out the truth!
Look it up, you won't find it... They never do...
Google and all major search engines are being controlled by the mysterious MIB, and therefore censor your searches on the internet from finding out the truth!
Look it up, you won't find it... They never do...
Now that i think of it...Armitage Shanks post=18.73647.803863 said:
I actually agree with you. I can picture it as well.
But if you want a real Aussie conspiracy, look no further than Harold Holt. He's still a mystery.
I thought this was interesting since I work in biochemistry field.
There are three toxicologists on my floor with the same basic goal of determining what cancer cells are and how to neutralize their effects, etcetera.
We were sure that one of our girls had it but she could never recieve anymore funding for her experiments or for any new team members for that matter, or even workable test subjects (rats, mice, hamsters, etc...)
Though, it was a joke at the time, someone mentioned at lunch that the government must not want us to find suitable treatments for cancer.
Potentially, not a conspiracy, but alarming just the same.
There are three toxicologists on my floor with the same basic goal of determining what cancer cells are and how to neutralize their effects, etcetera.
We were sure that one of our girls had it but she could never recieve anymore funding for her experiments or for any new team members for that matter, or even workable test subjects (rats, mice, hamsters, etc...)
Though, it was a joke at the time, someone mentioned at lunch that the government must not want us to find suitable treatments for cancer.
Potentially, not a conspiracy, but alarming just the same.
Nah, that's just perfectly ordinary paranoia, I get that too.Cheesus333 post=18.73647.804233 said:
As for conspiracies...plums are a lie? Sorry I couldn't think of anything good.
my theory is that we have conspiracys for shits and giggles, also that canada is a place that is run by mooses and polar bears, also the reason that it wasn't bombed is cause it has nothing worthwhile (maple syrup doesn't count), and if it were to attack america it would have to launch a pine tree across the border (thank all the canadian jackasses online for this one, if you keep making fun of america we wil make fun of your country), also the reason british people are so defensive about their country is cause they know no one else cares about their country, and the reason they have bad teeth is that they are trying to come up with a legitimate reason that women will not want to go out with them, but in accuality they just don't brush they're teeth because they're stupid (paid for by the british assholes on xbox live)
Well, there are always the surprising couple that prove that life throws you a curveball. But, apart from those (almost always political) ones, there are just paranoid bloggers.hippo24 post=18.73647.807076 said:
