Your Conspiracy

[Drift-Bus]

I had a theory a while back, and with each passing year it's looking more and more plausable.

Bush demolishs wokers rights (as does/did Howard), helping force unemployment up while giving the upper echolons of society tax cuts to acrue more wealth. As jobs dissappear and health care goes out the window (or down the shitter, pick your own metaphor!) Bush starts wars in country's and under circumstances he couldn't possibly hope to win easily. As private companies like heliburton make disgusting profits, the US economy falls to shit.

With no jobs and health care available in the private sector, the Government does the only thing it can...


It gives high rates, health care and welfare to the familys of anyone who joins the miliatry. Bush manipulates his country untill the only realistic offer left to people below the poverty line is the army.

Thank Christ Obama got in

 

[tijuanatim]

Prepare to be shocked

The real conspiracy is that Joe was put on probation....err Ultraprobation?

On Topic. The REAL conspiracy is that Chuck Norris is responsible for every major political assassination in history....except JFK and Lincoln. JFK commited suicide and Lincoln is still alive.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Slowly but surely the large Corporations are going to take over the governments of the western world and form one giant consumerist society. this new "government" will fake events to sway public opinion, and will fight covert wars with other corporations, and sanction the assassinations of those that speak against them. All music and forms of entertainment will be designed to thwart independent thought, and the media will be controlled. Free speech and Democracy will become Illusions to keep the public satisfied as the oligarchy gains more and more unreasonable wealth. This will lead to a society without privacy, where the intellectuals will live in fear for their opinions, and the sheeple will live in their contented ignorance. It will lead to an era of unparalleled technological growth, but a backward slide for individual rights and true intellectualism. Scary huh? Oh wait that is the plot synopsis for my novel...

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

My conspiracy theory is that the so called uncurable desease A.I.D.S was made in a laboratory
as a means for population control. Almost 3/4 parts of Africa has it. Most of these people would be considered a burden to society because they don't have a means to feed and shelter themselves so scientists were hired with the goal to assist with the population control without being directly blamed for it.

If AIDS was a method for population control why is it that it wasn't released in China and India? Both of which eat up more resources than Africa. And both of which are more of a threat to the comfortable lifestyles we've attained in the west.

 

[ElephantGuts]

I've got a really big conspiracy theory but it's somewhat complex and I don't completely know what I'm talking about and it may offend some people so I'm not going to bother writing it down now. Maybe later. Though I will say that it involves ancient times, Atlantis, and Jews.

 

[forever saturday]

i dont actually believe in any conspiracy theories but...

i once thought that this guy in my gym class who liked to annoy me was being told to do it by his friend who didnt like me. this is different than most because this is entirely plausible, but i still dont believe it anymore either.

i also once thought for a while that psychologists made up some mental diseases (notably depression), but now i know that this is not true.

i once saw this video by this guy who believed that the large hedron collider, which is a hugeass particle accelerator in france and switzerland, was being used to open up the van patten belts of radiation around the earth or something, and that this way the anyunaki aliens can come back to earth. or something.

some people believed that jfk didnt actually die when he was shot. he actually went to live in an island in greece or something.

the religion of scientology once tried to get paulette cooper thrown into a mental institution because she wrote a book called "the scandal of scientology". this however actually happened and was called "operation freakout". cooper didnt actually go to jail because they found out about it before anything actually happened.

some people think that princess diana was killed, possibly by Mi6, or the CIA, or the Mossad (or whatever the israeli equivalent was).

like i said before, i think all of this is completely stupid.