Recent content by IAmN0TRacist

Jesus christ... I have 95% percent of the achievements on Left 4 Dead. including The Untouchables, which requires no one to take damage once the finale starts. Jesus motherfuckin Christ. I beat both Modern Warfares on veteran. I am such an achievement whore, but I never really have...

Most= the guy from the Dos Equis commercial. Least= Jack Black

To all the people who suck at online shooters, I feel your pain. At my age, everybody plays MW2 online and I am the only person in my group that blows at it. I don't have the twitch necessary to do anything. I was better at Modern Warfare 1 just because there were less douchebags who refuse...

Even though most of us have been gaming all of our lives, there is at least one game for each person that no matter how hard they try, it kicks their ass. Whether it be the legendary game that will make you cry because it was so hard or the mainstream game that you cannot grasp no matter what...

Mass Effect 2. This is the only game I have ever pre-ordered. I felt so lame in Gamestop in a line full of zit-riddened 13 year olds but goddamn this game looks tight. I beat the first one in a week by locking my self indoors. Exciting stuff.

Brains mess up all the time dude. I usually imagine stuff before, after or during sleep. Such as the other day when I laid down at like 6 pm and remember waking up and getting something to eat. Then I went back upstairs to play xbox and I remember my mom walking around downstairs and she...

So boring. Maybe I just need to find some girls that are better at it but seriously I get more turned on by my phone vibrating than the conversations. Rather just have a nice civil conversation.

Alcoholic beverages and my pirated movies. She gets mad when I do that stuff.

Better: Splosions. Carrying an entire armory around is always fun No matter how bad you mess up, quick load and quick save are only a couple keys away. Worse: Being Anally Probed Virtually kinda made me realize that I need more of a social life.