Recent content by Ignignoct

Heh, I think human sexuality in its entirety is hilarious. Sexuality to me is exactly the same as religion. The only reason I ask what someone's beliefs and/or sexuality are is so I don't rudely step on toes with my humor. Similarly, I don't care what that person's orientation or religion is...

I think I'm 33%-50% Irish because that's what my mom says. That's as far as my heritage goes. Luckily for fair skinned folk we can all unite under the banner of "white". I would say the same for africans, jamaicans, nubians, etc, with the banner of "black", but that'd be racist I'm...

The placement of the keys matters less than our skill at translating thought into text with the muscle memory of where the letters exist. It'd be hard to argue for a new scheme when many people can rock out with 60-120 WPM on QWERTYs. But go ahead, redesign the layout and let your...

Dave Chappelle. He specifically states in an episode that laughing with/at racism in good humor is a benign way of airing out the dirty laundry of racial assumptions that everyone has on some level. He's right.

"I'll battle any sex or any race-- You beatin' me is like Billy Crystal playin' Scarface, I can't see it, Blind through da eyes, I came up in your face-- OOPS-POW-SURPRISE!!! OHHHHH!!! [edit: Expletive-- deleted]! I'm dope, [edit: impoverished urban black man], I'm dope!" Dave...

You feel this often, every day. You only remember it when coincidence came to be, and forget when it was of no value. Congrats, you're living out your ancestors' survival mechanisms in a fun new way to look at Natural Biology.

Watching my Grandma twist into dementia over the course of 2 years due to Alzheimer's. Highlights: - Thinking your son was your husband, and cheating on YOU with his wife. - Loss of bladder control, and out of unbridled shame stuffing used diapers in the corners of your room because you...

It's the expression of a psychological coping mechanism meant to dehumanize one's enemy to allow the expressing individual mental freedom to do what's necessary to harm said enemy with minimal guilt/shame. Also, it's an open badge and conversation piece with which to immediately identify himself...

Both, loudly, at the ground and not my hands. The ground's not going to care, and it keeps my hands mucous-free!

My junk is cleaner than my hands. Same is true for most people. Still wash my hands, though, and usually my face while I'm at it as a good habit, and then I dry my hands with my hair for the lightly-tossed shaggy dog look all my pet dogs find so attractive.

Economic consequences. Exactly. It wouldn't be a ground war, at least.

Publicity grab over awkward yet trivial stunt: Success! I bet that ad consultant has all sorts of tongues on his man-parts right now.

Where do you live? 2-point-whatever seems criminal. I was a busboy in vegas from 2004-2005 senior year of high school. Busboy. I got 2% of my servers' sales in tips. The quicker/better I bus, the faster they get seated at MY server's table. Made 5.15, state minimum wage which is on the...

It feels like every MMO I've ever played. I like watching the number get higher and higher ^_^. I actually don't trust physical money as much as electronic, but I'm sure that my bumper sticker with my Name, Social Security Number and Date of Birth isn't going to help any with that, though.

According to my training, you're supposed to immediately close your eyes or be blinded. After you survive the shockwave, assist others who are now blind to shelter, and don't eat/drink anything on the surface. Then you need to forge an alliance with the leader of the Mole People, who were...