Recent content by Inmate13

What I'd like to know is why the collective conscious of humanity is still faffing about with the (now impossible) concept of time travel filed under the "Gee, wouldn't it be neat if" clause when there are so many more useful (plausible too for that matter) sci-fi technologies that have yet to...

*Friend of mine walks into the lounge freshman year* Friend: "What are you guys watching? What is this?" Us: "... you're kidding right?" F: "No, what is this?" U: "Princess Bride dude! You've never seen Princess Bride, are you serious?!" F: "Never... Is that Andre the Giant?"...

Either tank or Roberto.. yeah, you're pretty fucked now

You callin me crazy? Just cuz I gotta hotel in my foot dont make me a Moogily Boogily!! Quit laughin at me flyin avocado! Ha HAAaa *stab *stab *stab *stab *stab

Rejoice! We've officially set the human race back 200 years!

"HAH!" "We have the Internet" [following the initiation of any quest for information] "The Wiki knows all" [generally used in conjunction with the aforementioned quote] "Aw you're Fucked now" "Oh bloody 'ell" "I am...exceptionally drunk" "That's what you get for [insert anything here]"...

Let 'em burn I say; fire cleanses the land so that life may come anew. Seems we forgot that here in the U.S. and have just been letting all the underbrush build up over the last half a century... then the retards get surprised when their houses burn down even after they built them right in the...

Wow, I seriously fail at posting tonight

While there is certainly a great deal of hockey cred to this thread, my vote still has to go to Rugby, if only because of one man: Wayne Shelford His story is told in rugby circles worldwide, yet for the sake of our collective attention span, here is the condensed version lifted straight from...

This entire study was built on the blatant misconception that all gamers play racing video games... Really ask yourself that question: How many gamers, Overall, actually play racing games? Personally, I haven't played a racing game since San Francisco Rush on the 64 which, even in my...

Goldfinger... I would make sweet, sweet love to Shirley Bassey's succulent voice all night long (yes.. it sold me on the theme alone)

My answer to this is Fight Club, as transcendental/existential novels often lend themselves well to becoming awesome trip-out films when done well. But I do not simply come here to give my two cents.. Nay, I enter the forum and take my place upon the rostrum for the purposes of properly pompous...

Extinction-level event you say? Well bring it on natural selection, cuz this yank's not goin out without a fight... and by fight I mean run to the farthest, most secluded, desolate place I can possibly think of, find a cave and hide inside like our ancestors the mighty Jurassic mammals did...

This isn't exactly my story, but one of my buddies told me a tale from his middle school days: He once took 18 maximum strength ritalin tablets before school. The whole day he had his hands tightly gripped around the edge of his desk, eyes wide open, firmly convinced (and panicking therefore)...

Shit, man.. I just woke up on the north side of Rose Town, at the house of a man known only as "The Gardener," and he has just shown me the latest addition to his collection of botanical wonders. In a pot right beside the one which holds our magical bean stalk is a tree of delicious bud growing...