Recent content by J. Mazarin

Dragon Age 2 and Kingdoms of Amalur have no business being in the top 25, let alone top 50 of the past 5 years. DA2 was the worst sequel I have ever experienced in any form of media, and KoA was a boring, generic slog. The top spot going to a title as casual, shallow and milquetoast as Skyrim...

ITT: Maximum over-rustle Look, for all the talk about "other fandoms do this too", not all of them are created equal and some are definitely much worse than others. If you're a brony, though, there's always a bright side.... at least you're not a Sonic fan.

Warhammer 40k is a series made by and for socially autistic man-child sperglords. It has performed well catering to this niche.

For me, it's Borderlands 2. I'm waiting on Halo and Persona 4: The Golden though.

Escapist Arguments 101: 1) Get proven wrong via a level-headed, rational response 2) Call the other person 'insecure' (or any variation thereof) and leave, claiming you were right all along 3)???? 4) Profit! OT: I too have been confused as to the lack of console-related news in...

OP IS A... Wait, I can't say that word on these forums. Hmm... OK then. OP IS A ROODY-POO

Sounds like a giant fucking Cheetor ripoff. .... I now feel bad, because Cheetor was my favorite transformer growing up... and looking back, he was such a giant douche.

lol, looks like the concept of "proving other people's points" eludes you Besides, maybe you should direct your snarky comment towards the person who actually went through the list, and not the person who's in the thread for shits and giggles (me)

Good golly gosh, a Nintendo fanboi scrambling to prove his favorite console's worthiness by proudly holding up mediocre ports and shit-stained messes like the Conduit? Then acting overly vindictive and defensive when people call out his bullshit?!?!? THIS HAS LITERALLY NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE

OP: Won't someone think of the rapists!?!? In all serious, I doubt the event was supposed to be conveyed as "okay". The Lizbeth character's fucked up. How do you show that? By having her do something fucked up.

DoA ceased being relevant after the 'beach volleyball' game came out anyways. Seriously, considering how many other, better fighting games there are nowadays, the only reason to play DoA is if you're a sad little pervert who can't focus on a game unless hideously huge boobs are being flopped...

Not a high enough percentage, according to the developer (and many others). So, rather than attempting to unsuccessfully implement DRM or any other useless tactic, they're simply taking their business elsewhere. I'm not seeing the problem.

No, it's "let's focus on a version of the game that people are actually paying for".

If DA3 does what ME3 did (incorporate some of the best elements from the first two games), minus the shit-tastic ending, it will be a great game. They're taking their sweet time on it, and that's what I like to see.

Hay guiz who else misses Game Dogs :D :D :D :D :D *troll face*