Recent content by JackClandestine

A self-propelled crystal ball. ... Nightsky was a bit short on narrative...

The game has a 1950's ascetic; female characters don't really fit into it. But, honestly, the game has a complete lack of narrative, so it doesn't really make a difference either way.

A giant silhouette spider.

These all seem to fall into one of four categories: 1. Things who's opposites we would consider "Britishisms" 2. Retarded slang that few people use seriously. 3. Corporate speak, which sounds dumb to anyone who isn't an executive. 4. Stereotypes, from people whose experiences with people...

It's been gone for a decade. It's over people. Let it go.

Something about watching a fat man whine on camera simply isn't appealing...

Proton Pack from Ghostbuster. Busting isn't gonna feel good this time...

Braid all the way...

Clearly you've never been to Detroit...

Then let a moderator scold me rather than a couple of self-righteous assholes. Until that happens, back the hell off.

You really think respect exists on the internet? Get a clue.

Anything that makes Detroit smaller...

The VMAs thing was staged. If you can't see that, then you're a moron.