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    Science Suggests We're Living in the Matrix

    So I guess this means Intelligent Design and Evolution are BOTH true. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go laugh at all the people who have been debating this issue for the last hundred years or so... WEE HE HE HE HE HE *snort*! WA HA HA HA HA! (falls off chair) ...ow...my back.
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    Poll: What is power?

    Nice "Order of the Stick" reference. OT: At its heart, power is the ability to make reality reflect your will. It can therefore take many different forms. It can be money, if what you want can be bought. It can be knowledge if what you want is a solution to a complicated problem. Power can...
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    Draw your favorite game's cover.. badly.

    That is the best "The Sims" drawing I've ever seen! One of my friends said its supposed to be "DOOM" but, between you and me, I think he has a few screws loose.
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    Jimquisition: Piracy Episode One - Copyright

    I've always wanted to play the Gamecube or Xbox version of Metal Arms. The PS2 version had horrible graphics, an extremely low frame rate, and only two player multi-player and I still loved it.
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    British Student Loses Extradition Battle Over Copyright Violation

    Is there anything we can do about this? Like raise money to pay his bail or something?
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    Earthworm Jim

    I remember one episode where the studio "ran out of money" midway through the episode and so everything became hand-drawn with no color. Jim had to mail them a check to get his color back. I wonder if they really were loosing their funding at that point.
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    Earthworm Jim

    There's a couple levels where you loose the suit.
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    Earthworm Jim

    Hey! Its an Earthworm Jim thread! Wow. I thought I imagined that wonderful game. Seriously, though, you can buy the EWJ games on Steam. And For Pete's Sake is the one where you follow a little dog through a meteor shower. No, that's "Puppy Love" from Earthworm Jim 2
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    EA Boycott?

    Ok! I'll stop buying EA Games! It will be difficult to live without them, but I know that... ...wait... ...I already don't buy EA games. I'm good at this. Poor people are good at boycotting.
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    Gunman in my school

    Well, some kids from my old grade school got blown up in a car bomb with their dad, but they survived. I think they're still in the hospital right now. I wasn't still there when it happened, though.
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    Zero Punctuation: Resistance 3

    Great review Yahtzee. NOW PLAY A RATCHET & CLANK GAME ALREADY!!!
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    Zero Punctuation: Dead Island

    Well, I guess there's no chance of Yahtzee reviewing an Insomniac game, now. Oh well. Resistance 3 just looks like a grittier, crappier (almost literally) version of Ratchet and Clank anyway.
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    Poll: Is incest wrong if it's consensual?

    I don't know... Is it wrong to kill a suicidal person?
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    Couple sells children to pay for on-line gaming bills...

    I wish this surprised me.