Recent content by Jimmycanuck

As a fellow Zombie, I completely support this cause. Kudos to you, good sir.

There are so many, but the first one that comes to mind is this quote from BC2 "[...] the defecation hits the oscillation." (Available for use in many, many contexts.)

I became a Pilot.. at 16 years old. So, naturally, I'm more attractive and intelligent then other members of my age group. It comes with the ability to pilot aircraft.

Battlefield 1942 needs a remake. And I mean an ACTUAL remake. 1943 was fun and all, but three maps is not enough. If they could make a new 1943 with more vehicles, the orginal maps (with possible additions), and bigger lobbies, I would be a very happy camper. Another thing that bothered me...

This, except mine is a 12 Gauge.

/COOLFACE Problem, officer? But srsly, this friend of yours seems like serious douchebag. Therefor, the only proper way to go about this is to plow his sister. Or, if he's got no sister, then his mother.

Post his personal information on /b/

I'm a tad surprised no one's mentioned this yet, but here is my balls-to-the-wall-holy-shit-we're-all-going-to-die-loljk-only-the-badguys/robots/nazis/rivalgangsters/etc-are-going-to-die-thumbsup-let's-do-this music. Or, if I happen to be flying:

"Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?" She didn't actually smell the cloth, but she appreciated the humour.

Oh my, it's been a while since I posted, but here I go:

"All thrust, no vector" If you understand aviation in general, you'll get that joke.

My hometown is famous for building the boat on the back of the Canadian dime. Unfortunately, that means that our town is absolutely flooded with tourists ten months out of the year.

kkguykfyedim (I have a big head) -.-'

You know, you probably don't even need the bayonet, the Ak's so damn heavy you could probably club the other guy to death with it. (Now there's an entertaining mental image.)

Real life: The Benelli Supersport, my pride and joy And in a video game: The Benelli M4 Tactical As you can see, I <3 shotguns.