So I want to get revenge...

[Orwellian37]

A friend of mine decided it would be hilarious to shoe polish my car. Then egg it. Then saran wrap the entire car. Obviously, I need my car to drive and was late to work. I know it's juvenile, but he's always doing stuff like this.

How should I react to this? I've let some of his pranks slide, but this is just ridiculous.

EDIT: Maybe I wasn't clear enough: it's totally all his doing. Not me. Just him. And it's been going on for a while.

 

[delet]

stab him in the face

Uhm, pretend you died.

 

[Worgen]

you could kill him, Im sure it would be hilarious too

 

[Omikron009]

You should realize it for what it is. The funniest thing ever. Then punch him.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

What's with all the revenge threads lately? Really?

Don't bother taking revenge, just tell him to go piss up a rope.

 

[Pielikey]

Slash his car's tires, then saran wrap them. If that doesn't make him stop, call the police next time he does something.

 

[Jimmycanuck]

Post his personal information on /b/

 

[DMonkey]

He shoe polished your car. Then egged it. Then saran wrapped it.
Think the best revenge would be to get him a job as it seems he has a tad bit too much time on his hands.

 

[EboMan7x]

Crazy glue on the steering wheel.

 

[DarthFennec]

I don't understand this either, some of my friends used to do this all the time to one of my other friends. They just meant it as a joke, but he didn't take it that way. If he's not trying to be mean, I'd cuss him out about it probably, make a huge deal out of it, make him feel really bad about it. That would snap him to reality, and he wouldn't do it again. But you probably shouldn't follow my advice. Maybe just talk to him about it first? Have you tried that yet?

EDIT:

Post his personal information on /b/

Never mind, I like this better ^_^

 

[Orwellian37]

What's with all the revenge threads lately? Really?

Don't bother taking revenge, just tell him to go piss up a rope.

Been there, done that. Doesn't work.

 

[Billion Backs]

Post his personal information on /b/

/b/ is NOT your personal army. GTFO.

On topic, eh, it depends on how close you know him. If he's doing shit like this to you, you could probably get away with a lot. Get creative.

I'm afraid that's about as much advice I can offer. Too little information to get specific... And I only know bad kinds of revenge that wouldn't work here. Like... being at a shitty party at some asshole's house, and shitting in the cistern in revenge. It's rather nasty, and becomes especially nasty if everyone's too drunk to notice it until the next day...

And all the classics like dieing or cutting someone's hair when they're unconsciousness, drawing dicks on their faces, etc. I have never done that, but one of my buddies had to look like a skinhead for a month when he passed out and someone ruined his hairstyle and died whatever remained bright pink.

 

[Julianking93]

I believe a dick punch is in order. Preferably of the "bear" variety.

 

[Jimmycanuck]

Post his personal information on /b/

/b/ is NOT your personal army. GTFO.

/COOLFACE
Problem, officer?

But srsly, this friend of yours seems like serious douchebag. Therefor, the only proper way to go about this is to plow his sister.
Or, if he's got no sister, then his mother.

 

[PayneTrayne]

Honestly, I see no other options than take a shit on his front steps.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Ummm call the cops for vandalism and get his ass thrown in jail, har har.

 

[capin Rob]

Make a dvd of you having a three some with his sister and girlfiend. Make a bunch of copys, break into his house and find his dvd's, replace each one with the disc, that seems to be the only possible retaliation if you ask me.

 

[Orwellian37]

I believe a dick punch is in order. Preferably of the "bear" variety.

This might work...

 

[The Rookie Gamer]

Give him a toothbrush and a bottle of laxetive.

When he asks why, you say;
"Either you brush my car clean, or you drink this bottle."

This over 9000.